C & P
Happy Birthday Mwai Kibaki may you live to blow 1001 candles.
too bad we can't bake you a cake, the gas is finished n price doubled
too bad we can't cook you stew, kerosene imepanda mbaya
too bad we can't come visit, the fare just got hiked,
too bad we can't call you, calling rates zimepanda,
too bad we can't invite you over, nyumba yetu ya Syokimau ilibomolewa.
Have a great one though.