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StatMeister
#21 Posted : Monday, October 24, 2011 3:29:06 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Baratang wrote:
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The guy is too broke to afford such perfect day luxury! YES! NO!



Too broke to afford a gorogoro of omesh leave alone fishingLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@Stat,
To be a pig or a lion?smile


There are only 3 animals better than humans: A lion (a whole pride to choose from), a pig (4 legs good, 2 legs better), and of course bonobos
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
Foreman
#22 Posted : Monday, October 24, 2011 3:35:55 PM
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For a man united fan, that perfect day would be a tall order, not with memories of OLD TRASHFORD humiliation
Kaigangio
#23 Posted : Monday, October 24, 2011 3:40:09 PM
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Foreman wrote:
For a man united fan, that perfect day would be a tall order, not with memories of OLD TRASHFORD humiliation


true...and not forgetting that wayne rooney can forget about a perfect day in the next couple of days...very sad bwana..
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
StatMeister
#24 Posted : Monday, October 24, 2011 3:50:59 PM
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Kaigangio wrote:
The Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses

9:00 2 kgs lighter on the scale

9:30 Light Breakfast

11:00 Sunbathe

12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe

1:45 Shopping

2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 10 kgs

3:00 Facial, massage, nap

7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing

10:00 Make love

11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

Nothing like a perfect day!!!!


@k, you skipped these:

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave

1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit

4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe

10:00 Hot shower- alone
10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen

A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
Impunity
#25 Posted : Monday, October 24, 2011 4:03:03 PM
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bwenyenye
#26 Posted : Monday, October 24, 2011 4:24:07 PM
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