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chemos
#11 Posted : Friday, October 14, 2011 11:59:25 AM
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callaspade wrote:
vinii wrote:
...keep away from strangers - if you need company, go to the counter and strike a conversation with the bar man..

.....Shame on you, in 2008,went to this bar and ordered for a malt on a Wednesday evening.the place was like 1 minute drive to my house.they had karaoke and the wild animals were there.i was hitting it straight from the bottle sitting alone.An old school mate walked in with the mrs.they sat at a corner.
...on every empty malt i took,i would go pee and come order a new one at the counter.
after the the third one,i new things were thick,staggered towards my buddy and told him to escort me to the car.called mrs and told her to tell the watchie to leave the gate wide open.washed my head with some cold water,sipped some of the h20 and hit the road.blacked out on the couch till the next day at 11.oo am

....never trust barmen,some work hand in hand with the vultures


so how did he get it into ur bottle if you were with it the whole time?

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Ric dees
#12 Posted : Friday, October 14, 2011 11:59:30 AM
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I always count myself lucky this has never happened to me despite how often it happens to people.

Like some-one said it's good to have a procedure and stick to it, i have been lucky in that i have a pal from BA (British Airways) and they are given tablets they put in their drinks whenever they fly the world over and what they do is they put the tablets in the drinks and if anything form or shape is added ti them the drink automatically changes colour (they always take their drinks in glasses) I have seen it's transformation the drink usually changes colour to dark red or lime green. Once happened to my pal in mad house some time back, his drink just turned dark red (the shock on the girls face) lol

The greatest danger in times of turbulence is not the turbulence; it is to act with yesterday's logic.
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rryz
#13 Posted : Friday, October 14, 2011 12:01:24 PM
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@ all wachaneni na hiyo fombe, thats the only solution
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Burning Spear
#14 Posted : Friday, October 14, 2011 12:09:31 PM
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always before the beer is opened,test whether it had been opened and the lid replaced.You can do this with your thumb.
Since some stupid daughter from hell tried to give me mcheled new beer,I must test whether the lid (kifuniko) is firm before the waiter opens.

If they note you are not very careful,they open elsewhere (kwa couter) then spike it with mchele and replace the lid,when they come to your table,they open very quickly and leave you only to wake up next day at 11.
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
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radio
#15 Posted : Friday, October 14, 2011 12:13:07 PM
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What would you do if you caught her spiking your drink? Like say you are watching the tele then as you turn to sip your drink, you see her drop something in your drink!
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callaspade
#16 Posted : Friday, October 14, 2011 12:14:17 PM
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@chemos,the barman puts the mchele in your bottle when he is opening your fombe...
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Tebes
#17 Posted : Friday, October 14, 2011 12:18:39 PM
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@Chemos
A very small quantity is adequate for the job. This can be hidden between a finger joint and experly delivered into the bottle on openning it. A vulture is a very patient bird.
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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chemos
#18 Posted : Friday, October 14, 2011 12:23:39 PM
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callaspade wrote:
@chemos,the barman puts the mchele in your bottle when he is opening your fombe...


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@Chemos
A very small quantity is adequate for the job. This can be hidden between a finger joint and experly delivered into the bottle on openning it. A vulture is a very patient bird.


So i should be carrying my own opener?
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cmk
#19 Posted : Friday, October 14, 2011 12:25:52 PM
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i hear they cannot put the mchele into the bottle as the beer will fizzle and pour out of the bottle and so has to be put into the glass..that's what i hear..is it true??
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
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cmk
#20 Posted : Friday, October 14, 2011 12:29:02 PM
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rryz wrote:
@ all wachaneni na hiyo fombe, thats the only solution


easier said ..solution is to be extra vigilant and also to avoid those many trips to the urinal
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
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