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Impunity
#11 Posted : Thursday, September 29, 2011 11:38:50 AM
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McReggae wrote:
so the people wazuans call mpigs can manage this???


Nay.
Never ever.
But we can ask peole like the Ms.Jingers for clarification!d'oh!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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jano
#12 Posted : Thursday, September 29, 2011 11:40:47 AM
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it seems the 30min glory means life to you so all dha best as u become mr.pig in ua nxt life..u won't regret it..
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Lolest!
#13 Posted : Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:12:10 PM
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@njunge, Hope you become a very fat pig. Demand for pork is rising. I envy the farmer who will sell u to Farmers Choice
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Burning Spear
#14 Posted : Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:43:11 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
I would do anything to be a pig in my next lifesmile Drool



with this kind of ambition,we can tell what fraction of 30minutes you take.hehe
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
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brav
#15 Posted : Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:53:59 PM
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So now i know why some guys love pork sausages...
BTW, what about in snoops (dogs?) They after all get stuck for quite sometime during which time the canine's 'passengers' are exiting and transferring to the bitch's (note correct usage)uterus.
How they get stuck? There's a knot in the male dogs plane that swells inside the bitch so that the female inakaa hapo hapo, ikipokea maji ya uzima - haiwezi enda mahali saa hiyo, nooo iende wapi na inaji enjoy?
But its debatable whether the 2 snoops are also experiencing orgasm. WAPI LINK

@Guks, good you don't want to be a black spider - the female promptly eats the male after landing! If that was the case with humans, any man you see would have to have never landed before - tungekuwa mavajo soote!

Quality over quantity -Lions land >50 times a day but have lower levels of orgasm, if at all.
Kukus don't care so long as they are on top...
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nostoppingthis
#16 Posted : Thursday, September 29, 2011 1:01:22 PM
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Burning Spear wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
I would do anything to be a pig in my next lifesmile Drool



with this kind of ambition,we can tell what fraction of 30minutes you take.hehe


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly with 2/365 landings...
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StatMeister
#17 Posted : Thursday, September 29, 2011 1:11:54 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
Burning Spear wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
I would do anything to be a pig in my next lifesmile Drool



with this kind of ambition,we can tell what fraction of 30minutes you take.hehe


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly with 2/365 landings...


The 30 minutes is the time required to offload ua wazualets-to-be
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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StatMeister
#18 Posted : Thursday, September 29, 2011 1:15:14 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Elder wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
I would do anything to be a pig in my next lifesmile Drool

You pig. smile



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Quality over quantity -Lions land >50 times a day but have lower levels of orgasm, if at all.



@intel, they land 50x during landing season, then wait 11 months for next landing season. NOT GOOD
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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Tebes
#19 Posted : Thursday, September 29, 2011 1:25:14 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
I would do anything to be a pig in my next lifesmile Drool



You have it PAP! But landing is only twice a year. maybe one in January and another in July. In between you will be snorting your way from garbage to flowing sewage if not lucky to be with a good farmer.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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gathinga
#20 Posted : Thursday, September 29, 2011 1:29:17 PM
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StatMeister wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:
Burning Spear wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
I would do anything to be a pig in my next lifesmile Drool



with this kind of ambition,we can tell what fraction of 30minutes you take.hehe


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly with 2/365 landings...


The 30 minutes is the time required to offload ua wazualets-to-be


kwani those passengers are tadpole size?
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