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Best job in the World
Gordon Gekko
#11 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 7:35:41 AM
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A shoe shiner. Imagine a lass clad in a mini setting up bang on your stool, the mwanya one metre away as you polish the stilettos......Further imagine as she leans forward and the low v-neck reveals the works....
StatMeister
#12 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 7:54:52 AM
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
A shoe shiner. Imagine a lass clad in a mini setting up bang on your stool, the mwanya one metre away as you polish the stilettos......Further imagine as she leans forward and the low v-neck reveals the works....


On Friday afternoons, i'd do it for free
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
Pierce
#13 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 8:17:15 AM
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Eish, Furahiday RE-LOADED!!smile

Nice stuff.....
Kihangeri
#14 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 8:44:59 AM
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Was wondering whether those desiring to be Shoeshiners have wives. Simply tell her to be doing those stunts for you in the house, shine her shoes while she is seated on a low stool, tell her to pour tea for you directly opposite you on the low level coffee table, or simply tell her to wear a mini skirt so that being a husband becomes the most sought after job.

By inference, the man is all that Mr Phantom is not: an untrustworthy radical, divisive, too many enemies, a dictator, and a persistent liar...
Gaitho dialogues.


Kihangeri
#15 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 8:52:04 AM
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Someone told me that Being a doctor is the worst Job ever. After seeing the bodies of thousands of women, some with terrible wounds, infections etc, the doc prefers doing it to himself on matters Nyap.

The other day, I saw a guy come into the pub and clean, brush and apply cutex on a lady's feet for a fee. I was like, hallo! Kyuks are enterprising kweli. Ama its about the strategic angle advantage?
By inference, the man is all that Mr Phantom is not: an untrustworthy radical, divisive, too many enemies, a dictator, and a persistent liar...
Gaitho dialogues.


McReggae
#16 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 8:53:05 AM
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Location: Nairobi
A gym instructor, stretching the ladies......and the sound they make, wachatu!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
josiah33
#17 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 9:42:54 AM
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Kihangeri wrote:
Was wondering whether those desiring to be Shoeshiners have wives. Simply tell her to be doing those stunts for you in the house, shine her shoes while she is seated on a low stool, tell her to pour tea for you directly opposite you on the low level coffee table, or simply tell her to wear a mini skirt so that being a husband becomes the most sought after job.


You've said it all brother.
luttz
#18 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 10:43:54 AM
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But the newscasters are not as beautiful as we think/believe. Its all make up an make up and make up. Get to see them when they just get out of bed; you will appreciate what you have
"You've never lived until you've almost died; for those who have fought for it, life has a flavour the protected will never know."
Impunity
#19 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 10:56:45 AM
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McReggae wrote:
A gym instructor, stretching the ladies......and the sound they make, wachatu!!!!


You didnt have to say that better!
Applause Applause Applause
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josiah33
#20 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 11:01:51 AM
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X-ray technician: you tell a woman to remove her blouse and bra without fear that she will cause a scene because of what you say. Her bare chest is all yours now.
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