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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/24/2007 Posts: 1,805
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Boss how can you be late kuingia kwako? Somebody please explain.  You make the rules as you go. ( the song, 'If I were a boy' by.. you could even switch off your phone and tell everyone that its broken so they think..) I Think Therefore I Am
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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callaspade wrote:......  since am sure you have now become wiser in the back of your head,which one do you go home with,the lie or the newspaper ??? None.I stay out and come home midday with meat wrapped in a newspaper  Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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Njung'e wrote:@Wendz, I agree about sun chasing.Many years back,i came home late (6 in the morning to be precise).I was actually up to no bad but somehow,our only means home broke down and there were no cell phones then. She opened the door and quietly followed me to the bedroom.Before i could explain,she asked me to never ever come that late and if i have too,i should,at least,come home with the morning paper,lest the neighbours think i have been out to no good.It's always at the back of my mind. for the ladies, now, that's the trick right there!!!!! The next time you feel like shouting, remember those two words.... they work more magic than "shouting"and hurling insults... especially when he expects you to "shout and hurl".... if you are the "shouting-hurling" type. I dont know about the morning paper coz i might just light the "jiko" with it (kidding).... but last nights samosas and nyama bakishas are a no no... @bwenyenye.... hehehehehehe... try getting home at 7.30am tomorrow.... then report here.... one day you will be forgiven coz the lie might be convincing..... make it a habit, utakuja hapa with "my-friend-bla-bla" threads...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@Wendz, That was the most humbling request....I was under the sheets whole day but tell you what,i never slept...lol. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/24/2007 Posts: 1,805
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Wendz wrote:Njung'e wrote:@Wendz, I agree about sun chasing.Many years back,i came home late (6 in the morning to be precise).I was actually up to no bad but somehow,our only means home broke down and there were no cell phones then. She opened the door and quietly followed me to the bedroom.Before i could explain,she asked me to never ever come that late and if i have too,i should,at least,come home with the morning paper,lest the neighbours think i have been out to no good.It's always at the back of my mind. for the ladies, now, that's the trick right there!!!!! The next time you feel like shouting, remember those two words.... they work more magic than "shouting"and hurling insults... especially when he expects you to "shout and hurl".... if you are the "shouting-hurling" type. I dont know about the morning paper coz i might just light the "jiko" with it (kidding).... but last nights samosas and nyama bakishas are a no no... @bwenyenye.... hehehehehehe... try getting home at 7.30am tomorrow.... then report here.... one day you will be forgiven coz the lie might be convincing..... make it a habit, utakuja hapa with "my-friend-bla-bla" threads... @Wendz, I have experienced what @Njunge is saying once when niliingia when kuku zinatoka asubuhi.... the silence and the good treatment was deadly. Then she mentioned it after like seven days... nowadays ikifika 1 a.m mimi nafunga virago narudi nyumbani. I Think Therefore I Am
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Swali nyeti (but I have to admit, I was thiking different when i read the title)...but seriously ladies, kwa hii mambo ya fombe...great minds meet over alcohol, lazima kuwe na understanding...aren't ladies glad he's come home and hasnt slept in someone else's arms or worse in a mtaro completely naked stripped of his belongings..
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/12/2009 Posts: 925
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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bwenyenye wrote:Wendz wrote:Njung'e wrote:@Wendz, I agree about sun chasing.Many years back,i came home late (6 in the morning to be precise).I was actually up to no bad but somehow,our only means home broke down and there were no cell phones then. She opened the door and quietly followed me to the bedroom.Before i could explain,she asked me to never ever come that late and if i have too,i should,at least,come home with the morning paper,lest the neighbours think i have been out to no good.It's always at the back of my mind. for the ladies, now, that's the trick right there!!!!! The next time you feel like shouting, remember those two words.... they work more magic than "shouting"and hurling insults... especially when he expects you to "shout and hurl".... if you are the "shouting-hurling" type. I dont know about the morning paper coz i might just light the "jiko" with it (kidding).... but last nights samosas and nyama bakishas are a no no... @bwenyenye.... hehehehehehe... try getting home at 7.30am tomorrow.... then report here.... one day you will be forgiven coz the lie might be convincing..... make it a habit, utakuja hapa with "my-friend-bla-bla" threads... @Wendz, I have experienced what @Njunge is saying once when niliingia when kuku zinatoka asubuhi.... the silence and the good treatment was deadly. Then she mentioned it after like seven days... nowadays ikifika 1 a.m mimi nafunga virago narudi nyumbani. @Wendz, hapo umeongea kama wanawake 50...the shouting is the most annoying part, but when the ladt expresses her dissapointment quietly and explains, hata kama wewe ni ndume wa nyumba, the sweet words used when she explains changes alot of things....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/27/2007 Posts: 3,604
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late depends on what time the wife gets home. get married to a house wife and she will never appreciate even if you get home at 6pm. African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/3/2011 Posts: 129 Location: Nairobi
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aaah so 4am is not bad... was in the doghouse for the better part of the last 2 days...
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