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Rank: Member Joined: 1/28/2009 Posts: 353 Location: Cloud
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Show off, he shows it ! "For i am the master and the captain of my fate"
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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...vote for any other tribe (e.g Meru/Embu) in a presidential election
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436
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does not know how to cook pilau...his idea of pilau is cooking rice and then putting yellowish colouring (pilau wanjiru/mwitu!)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/24/2007 Posts: 1,805
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You cannot be one and not own a pick up... how now! This is for those weekend trips to see an eigth of an acre plot in Isinya. The plot has nothing but dreams of how he will sell it twice the value ina years time!... Oh and the poor wife has to sit in the back coz the guy has to pick his cousin to go show him a piece of dry grass.... ABK! I Think Therefore I Am
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 1,493 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/23/2010 Posts: 868 Location: La Islas Galápagos
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want to stay in Kenya, they are all headed to Sudan! A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/26/2008 Posts: 190
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Intelligentsia wrote:does not know how to cook pilau...his idea of pilau is cooking rice and then putting yellowish colouring (pilau wanjiru/mwitu!) And adding potatoes, peas and carrots!
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/26/2008 Posts: 190
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frequent extravagant joints but goes to citrus, reminisce 9 spelling) and maxland for his drinks.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/8/2008 Posts: 947
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Wa_ithaka wrote:Doesn't understand why everybody doesn't speak gikuyu and is disappointed they can't stand hearing speak roundly to his friend (on the phone, in hospital, in the Indian Ocean, in Plaistow)...
Doesn't buy mercedes, he buys ka-plot
A kikuyu doesn't do romance, it costs mbecha. LOL .......... Actually heard people speak Kikuyu in Plaistow huko newham!! Maybe it was you .....!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/23/2008 Posts: 3,017
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Does not walk side by side with the wife, the poor woman trots along at a distance behind "The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
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