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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 2,148 Location: elderville
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Ray wrote:Some ladies experience light pinkish spoting and cramps while implantation takes place. Sasa hii implantation ni nini? Ni kama Knots Landing? He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/23/2010 Posts: 1,229
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Elder wrote:Ray wrote:Some ladies experience light pinkish spoting and cramps while implantation takes place. Sasa hii implantation ni nini? Ni kama Knots Landing? This is why biology lessons should be compulsory
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/2/2009 Posts: 2,458 Location: Nairobi
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@Lucisilly
Hii wasi wasi yote na story za 'a friend of mine...."
Kubali tu ni wewe ama ni wewe (that is the causative agent of pregnancy)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 2,148 Location: elderville
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For Sport wrote:Elder wrote:Ray wrote:Some ladies experience light pinkish spoting and cramps while implantation takes place. Sasa hii implantation ni nini? Ni kama Knots Landing? This is why biology lessons should be compulsory Yawa. Kuwa mpole. I dropped biology in Form 2 and even before that I was a bit slow in class so you see... He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/14/2009 Posts: 2,057
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Njung'e wrote:Gordon Gekko wrote:what did she expect when lighting up her airport?  ....Is it lighting the airport or setting it on fire?  If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/23/2010 Posts: 1,229
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Elder wrote:For Sport wrote:Elder wrote:Ray wrote:Some ladies experience light pinkish spoting and cramps while implantation takes place. Sasa hii implantation ni nini? Ni kama Knots Landing? This is why biology lessons should be compulsory Yawa. Kuwa mpole. I dropped biology in Form 2 and even before that I was a bit slow in class so you see... sawa bro but dropping biology is dangerous - you get that clique of men who are constantly blaming their wives for producing girls.......... this should simplify it (its in pics) http://www.tulsafertilit.../roadmap/conception.php
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/9/2010 Posts: 894 Location: Nairobi
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socket i like. wazua weka like button Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
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Rank: User Joined: 8/6/2010 Posts: 594
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Luscily wrote:@ Robin am a socket, but i was like is this true coz i was thinking the fast s/one can detect the pregnancy is one month old. Now, one simple question. If you became pregnant in the last one week, would you have your monthly mheshimiwa? My assumption is that once the over is fertilized, it does not allow shedding of food stock on the womb walls. Another way of knowing if you are a little bit pregnant is to open up the airport for inspection to see if the egg is still in town or it has been flashed out. Just my thoughts. Am no gyna or gyno.  "One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/6/2010 Posts: 594
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Oh, I now get it. You tried to use the morning after pill and you are not sure it worked. Wait for four months and see if you stomach will start becoming bullish or will remain bearish. Pronto. "One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/12/2008 Posts: 1,178
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Pregnant oooh No........And it all started with an ooooh Yes.....kweli dunia ni mviringo
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/18/2010 Posts: 194 Location: Kenya
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willin2learn wrote:Pregnant oooh No........
And it all started with an ooooh Yes.....kweli dunia ni mviringo The title is evident of first persona (victim) and not reporter speech;;;nine months to a bouncing baby
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/11/2008 Posts: 2,306
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Foreman wrote:willin2learn wrote:Pregnant oooh No........
And it all started with an ooooh Yes.....kweli dunia ni mviringo The title is evident of first persona (victim) and not reporter speech;;;nine months to a bouncing baby Pole @Lucy, I really hope all goes well. One of the easiest ways of getting smoked out in the republic of Wazua is to try and start a thread with 'My friend, my cousin, my this or my that...' Jamaas will sniff you out from mbali. Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436
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Tumbo sasa omepata tenant!
I dedicate Kenny Rogers'Something Inside Soo Strong...' to you.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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[quote=Insurgent Am no gyna or gyno. [/quote] I wouldn't entertain the the thought of being a Gyno....They are the only people who look for trouble where the rest of the world finds pleasure...bure kabisa Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 6/8/2011 Posts: 30 Location: Nairobi
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I'll have one when i want, I dont open legs like newspaper for every d*** to read & wipe their faces, I take the cream not milk.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/27/2008 Posts: 3,760
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Luscily wrote:
I'll have one when i want, I dont open legs like newspaper for every d*** to read & wipe their faces, I take the cream not milk. Cunnilingus??
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/18/2008 Posts: 377
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@ Luscily, You dont have to open your legs to every dick, one is enough to send you to the ante natal visits. If anything no airport is known to have been raided and captured by two dicks. Many can raid but only one will capture "You've never lived until you've almost died; for those who have fought for it, life has a flavour the protected will never know."
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/13/2010 Posts: 869 Location: Nairobi
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Luscily wrote:@ Robin am a socket, but i was like is this true coz i was thinking the fast s/one can detect the pregnancy is one month old. I can't believe you just called yourself that...anyway to answer your question, hcg can be detected as early as 7 days in BLOOD. And definately in all pregnant ladies by the 12th day aft fertilization. However the urine test first shows hcg later at around 2weeks, sometimes a little longer. If you or your friend needs to know quickly, take a blood test but it doesn't come cheap. One week later one gets the same answer at a much lower cost. ....above all, to stand.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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