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Why the chicken crossed the road
McReggae
#11 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 3:25:20 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
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Location: Nairobi
Intelligentsia wrote:
My 2 cents wrote:


KAJWANG: Our immigration system at the border point was down when the chicken entered our territory.And (laughs)we don’t even know who invited it! But we will deport it! However, we have no funds for its deportation.

SAITOTI (waving a finger in the air): Let me tell you clearly: There comes a time when a chicken is far more important than an individual

JIMMI GATHU: Je, ilikuwa na mpaaaango wa kandooo?

PLO LUMUMBA: That an animal species of the poultry extraction was witnessed gallivanting, nay, actually sauntering contentedly across a motorway belies our preponderant propensity to keep on our wanton questioning of others' motives.


my my my, the power of email.
I was actually the original author of these 4 sometime back and now it has come back!
Remember that time of that guy wazuans called Al Sisal (Al Kimathi or so) when guys were fighting it out outside Jamia mosque and the al shabaab flag was being waved, and a cop was shot? Kajwang at the time had come under pressure why this guy entered kenya through Lunga Lunga and was not arrested but his immigration guys said their system was down...the rest I took from day-to-day affairs and just added the whole lot to the earlier email sent by a pal. wa, am amazed.




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