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McReggae		#1981 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 3:43:39 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		Omondi goes to an M-pesa attendant in Kisumu Omondi: Hey yo,wazzup ma nigga,i wanna cash out some mulla from ma phone,you feel me?....I need 15,000..... Attendant: You can withdraw sir..... Omondi: Hold on.....(he buys credit by mistake from M-pesa menu) ...mayooooo,mayoooooo Attendant: wazzup ma nigga? Omondi:(angrily) Wazzup makachieth!....anyiewo credit mar aluf apar gabich teee,mayooo ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Euge		#1982 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 4:09:41 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 8/4/2008 Posts: 2,849 Location: Rupi		washiku wrote: masukuma wrote: This goes out to all my luhya friends..we are mourning madiba and NOT matiba Lol...Kumbe in plural ni matiba...and my fellow Gikuyus should be told Mandera is not dead, its still a town in Kenya. We are mourning Mandela. LOL! Lord, thank you!
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ZZE123		#1983 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 4:12:42 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490		Mwangi and Wangare were taking a romantic walk in the forest then Mwangi notices there is no one else in the forest but them so he tells Wangare."Let’s do wiwichu".. Wangare says no let’s just hold hands.. ok Mwangi agrees...after a few minutes he says again.. let’s du wiwichu pliz but Wangare say no I don’t wanna do it...so they go back to holding hands....after a few minutes Mwangi says " pliiiiiiiizzzzz I can’t help it lets just do wiwichu... Wangare agrees and Mwangi hugs her n they start............."wiwichu a merry Christmas... wiwichu a merry Christmas..wiwichu a merry Christmas and a happy new yr..... The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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washiku		#1984 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 4:32:28 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		ZZE123 wrote: Mwangi and Wangare were taking a romantic walk in the forest then Mwangi notices there is no one else in the forest but them so he tells Wangare."Let’s do wiwichu".. Wangare says no let’s just hold hands.. ok Mwangi agrees...after a few minutes he says again.. let’s du wiwichu pliz but Wangare say no I don’t wanna do it...so they go back to holding hands....after a few minutes Mwangi says " pliiiiiiiizzzzz I can’t help it lets just do wiwichu... Wangare agrees and Mwangi hugs her n they start............."wiwichu a merry Christmas... wiwichu a merry Christmas..wiwichu a merry Christmas and a happy new yr..... I thot wiwichu is a new Wazua lingo. Lol A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Mukiri		#1985 Posted : Thursday, December 19, 2013 12:25:59 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222		ZZE123 wrote: Mwangi and Wangare were taking a romantic walk in the forest then Mwangi notices there is no one else in the forest but them so he tells Wangare."Let’s do wiwichu".. Wangare says no let’s just hold hands.. ok Mwangi agrees...after a few minutes he says again.. let’s du wiwichu pliz but Wangare say no I don’t wanna do it...so they go back to holding hands....after a few minutes Mwangi says " pliiiiiiiizzzzz I can’t help it lets just do wiwichu... Wangare agrees and Mwangi hugs her n they start............."wiwichu a merry Christmas... wiwichu a merry Christmas..wiwichu a merry Christmas and a happy new yr..... Proverbs 19:21
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Mastermind		#1986 Posted : Thursday, December 19, 2013 1:38:14 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/25/2012 Posts: 1,624 Location: Langley		Kysse: Nataka embe. Mama mboga: (Anamchagulia embe moja mbivu) Bei ni ile ile. Kysse: Mbichi Please If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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kysse		#1987 Posted : Thursday, December 19, 2013 2:24:24 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth		Mastermind wrote: Kysse: Nataka embe. Mama mboga: (Anamchagulia embe moja mbivu) Bei ni ile ile. Kysse: Mbichi Please lol.
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XSK		#1988 Posted : Thursday, December 19, 2013 8:23:14 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/8/2009 Posts: 975 Location: Nairobi		kysse wrote: Mastermind wrote: Kysse: Nataka embe. Mama mboga: (Anamchagulia embe moja mbivu) Bei ni ile ile. Kysse: Mbichi Please lol. where is the joke here? You will know that you have arrived when money and time are not mutually exclusive "events" in you life!
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Rankaz13		#1989 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 9:20:29 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		McReggae wrote: Omondi goes to an M-pesa attendant in Kisumu Omondi: Hey yo,wazzup ma nigga,i wanna cash out some mulla from ma phone,you feel me?....I need 15,000..... Attendant: You can withdraw sir..... Omondi: Hold on.....(he buys credit by mistake from M-pesa menu) ...mayooooo,mayoooooo Attendant: wazzup ma nigga? Omondi:(angrily) Wazzup makachieth!....anyiewo credit mar aluf apar gabich teee,mayooo Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rankaz13		#1990 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 9:30:40 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		M.P Gone Mad!! OFFICER:- what is your name? MUZO:- M.P sir! HR OFFICER:- In full please MUZO:- Muzo Phiri HR OFFICER:- your father's name? MUZO:- M.P sir HR OFFICER:- what does that mean? MUZO:- Melvin Phiri HR OFFICER:- your native place? MUZO: M.P sir HR OFFICER:- what's that? MUZO:- Muchinga Province HR OFFICER:- what is your qualification? MUZO:- M.P HR OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!! MUZO:- Mathematics Professor HR OFFICER:- so why do you need a job? MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir! HR OFFICER: meaning? MUZO:- Money Problems HR OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like? MUZO: MP sir. HR OFFICER: and what is that? MUZO:- Marvelous Personality! HR OFFICER:- I see...I will get back to you. MUZO:- sir, how was M.P sir? HR OFFICER:- and what's that again? MUZO:- My Performance. HR OFFICER:- I think u are an M.P MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g? HR OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!! Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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