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How BEDROOMS Smell After MARRIAGE: 1st 3 years >Perfumes, Chocolate,Grapes.... After 3 YRS >Baby Powder,Johnson's Cream,Baby oils....... After 15YRS >Mentho plus, Robb, Vicks, Kaluma pain balm..... After 40 YRS >Deep heat spray...
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Every man is a millionaire, at least by his sperm count. Funny thing is that even these millions still go to women..
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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IF SAFARICOM WAS OWNED BY A KIUK THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD BE SEEING IF YOU DIAL: *144# kubaff!kwani unashidaga ukiagaria?!hutaki kiredete iishe? *130# musheji!pris kor me kira wakati,nunua baba twedi ya kobore! *131# unakopakopa unadhani hii ni sacco?burari fuu wewe! 100 customer care ameeda biachara igine huko ruiru.chenye urikua unataka kuurisa,urisa jirani wako!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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After excavating to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago. So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians." One week later, the Kenyan newspapers proudly reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 meters, Kenyan scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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washiku wrote:How BEDROOMS Smell After MARRIAGE: 1st 3 years >Perfumes, Chocolate,Grapes.... After 3 YRS >Baby Powder,Johnson's Cream,Baby oils....... After 15YRS >Mentho plus, Robb, Vicks, Kaluma pain balm..... After 40 YRS >Deep heat spray... Thank God yours is till Perfumes...time will come when it will smell traditional kaleo Ghee!!!! Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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washiku wrote:Every man is a millionaire, at least by his sperm count. Funny thing is that even these millions still go to women.. The last @McReggae wrote such a thing here he was usered from Eldership to user without even passing thru the warriorship! I wish you well. @Lady Admin good morning, wakie-wakey!!!Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Mututho is requesting the sacking of one journalist by the name of Mashirima Kapombe.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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washiku wrote:How BEDROOMS Smell After MARRIAGE: 1st 3 years >Perfumes, Chocolate,Grapes.... After 3 YRS >Baby Powder,Johnson's Cream,Baby oils....... After 15YRS >Mentho plus, Robb, Vicks, Kaluma pain balm..... After 40 YRS >Deep heat spray... LMAO! evil .
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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washiku wrote:After excavating to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Kenyan newspapers proudly reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 meters, Kenyan scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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washiku wrote:Every man is a millionaire, at least by his sperm count. Funny thing is that even these millions still go to women.. Then my wife and mpangos must be billionaires, oops zillionaires, thanks to my philanthropy
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