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washiku
#1941 Posted : Wednesday, December 11, 2013 8:41:05 PM
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How BEDROOMS Smell After
MARRIAGE:
1st 3 years >Perfumes,
Chocolate,Grapes....
After 3 YRS >Baby Powder,Johnson's
Cream,Baby oils.......
After 15YRS >Mentho plus, Robb, Vicks,
Kaluma
pain balm.....
After 40 YRS >Deep heat spray...
washiku
#1942 Posted : Wednesday, December 11, 2013 8:43:01 PM
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Posts: 13,095
Every man is a millionaire, at least by his sperm count. Funny thing is that even these millions still go to women..
washiku
#1943 Posted : Wednesday, December 11, 2013 8:47:35 PM
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IF SAFARICOM WAS OWNED BY A KIUK

THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD BE SEEING IF YOU DIAL:

*144# kubaff!kwani
unashidaga ukiagaria?!hutaki kiredete iishe?

*130# musheji!pris kor me kira
wakati,nunua baba twedi ya kobore!

*131#
unakopakopa unadhani hii ni
sacco?burari fuu wewe!

100 customer care
ameeda biachara igine huko ruiru.chenye
urikua unataka kuurisa,urisa jirani wako!
washiku
#1944 Posted : Wednesday, December 11, 2013 8:51:46 PM
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After excavating to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the Kenyan newspapers proudly reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 500 meters, Kenyan scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.
Impunity
#1945 Posted : Wednesday, December 11, 2013 8:54:30 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
washiku wrote:
How BEDROOMS Smell After
MARRIAGE:
1st 3 years >Perfumes,
Chocolate,Grapes....
After 3 YRS >Baby Powder,Johnson's
Cream,Baby oils.......
After 15YRS >Mentho plus, Robb, Vicks,
Kaluma
pain balm.....
After 40 YRS >Deep heat spray...


Thank God yours is till Perfumes...time will come when it will smell traditional kaleo Ghee!!!!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#1946 Posted : Wednesday, December 11, 2013 9:04:54 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
washiku wrote:
Every man is a millionaire, at least by his sperm count. Funny thing is that even these millions still go to women..


The last @McReggae wrote such a thing here he was usered from Eldership to user without even passing thru the warriorship!
I wish you well.

@Lady Admin good morning, wakie-wakey!!!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

washiku
#1947 Posted : Wednesday, December 11, 2013 9:06:42 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Mututho is requesting the sacking of one journalist by the name of Mashirima Kapombe.
kysse
#1948 Posted : Wednesday, December 11, 2013 9:10:48 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
washiku wrote:
How BEDROOMS Smell After
MARRIAGE:
1st 3 years >Perfumes,
Chocolate,Grapes....
After 3 YRS >Baby Powder,Johnson's
Cream,Baby oils.......
After 15YRS >Mentho plus, Robb, Vicks,
Kaluma
pain balm.....
After 40 YRS >Deep heat spray...


LMAO! evil .Laughing out loudly
jaggernaut
#1949 Posted : Wednesday, December 11, 2013 9:19:03 PM
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Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
washiku wrote:
After excavating to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the Kenyan newspapers proudly reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 500 meters, Kenyan scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.

Laughing out loudly
jaggernaut
#1950 Posted : Wednesday, December 11, 2013 9:24:03 PM
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Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
washiku wrote:
Every man is a millionaire, at least by his sperm count. Funny thing is that even these millions still go to women..

Then my wife and mpangos must be billionaires, oops zillionaires, thanks to my philanthropy smile
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