This is how a civilised lady
texts you :

"Hi honey. I'm just out of
class,
heading for lunch now. Wish
I could see you today and
even buy you lunch. Take
care,good day and love
you. Don't forget to pray."

Sasa hiki ni kile kiwaruwaru kiako kenye kinakuibia tu!:

"Xwiwie aki i mixx u xow
muh!!Nimekuhatar kama
Mahatma Gandhi est!!
aki xi u kam buy me n ma
galfwends pixzza??
Pweety pweez?? I mixs u
xanar xanar! Alxo kam na
credo ya airtel ya 50, ya xaf
ya mbao na uninunulie
simcard ya yu pale ngara.
Luv u hun...
I lurv u xo xo muxx!! XOXO.
XXX. LOL. LMAO. LMFAO.
YMCMB. CORD. NTV. RBK.
KEBS. CCK. GHC. IEBC. UN.

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

Graca Machel you married samora he died,you then married Nelson Mandela he is now dead NOW if you could pliz marry Mugabe. .........the people of zimbabwe would be happy