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Wendz		#1851 Posted : Wednesday, October 30, 2013 4:39:14 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268		vinii wrote: "@njiiru: The only Tanzanians in kenya are their wagangas, travel advisory against kenya will affect them, not us." And recently, their "expatriate beggars"....
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washiku		#1852 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 3:41:13 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Not all men are players.Some are managers and coaches. A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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YoungMulla		#1853 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 3:52:59 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 3/14/2012 Posts: 577 Location: Nairobi Kenya		washiku wrote: Not all men are players.Some are managers and coaches. Exactly!! Before I die - i will touch the sky!!
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Rankaz13		#1854 Posted : Friday, November 01, 2013 11:37:06 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		maka wrote: Am not sure if this was ever here.... ..a man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?” “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved,indicating that she never told alie.“Incredible,” said the man. “That’s The pope's clock. The hands have moved twice,telling us that he told only two lies in his entire life,” St. Peter informed him. “Where’s Ole Lenku's clock?” “His clock is in Jesus’s office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan." Peter answered Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rankaz13		#1855 Posted : Friday, November 01, 2013 11:47:41 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		From a neighboring village: Hakuna kitu huniudhi kama kutia kashimo kadogo usiku. Sasa roommates wamelala na nataka kudunga shimo. Nikiwasha lights, nitawaamsha na si poa wakitambua nataka kufanya nini. Sasa imebidi nimepapasapapasa kwa muda mrefu,ndio nikakapata kashimo. Kuweka 2 hivi, ikaingia haraka shwa! hadi nikashangaa kwani ni hall!! Nikajua nimetia shimo ambalo silo. Nikapapasapapasa tena hadi nikapata kashimo kengine kando yake. Kutia hivi,ikaingia vizuri tena ikaguza walls vile nilikuwa nataka,nikajua nimelenga ndipo!! Haki ku-connect CHARGER ya Nokia ya pin ndogo ni STRESS....Kumbe mara ya kwanza nilikuwa nimeingiza kwa shimo ya earphones. Nkt!! Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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wilyum		#1856 Posted : Monday, November 04, 2013 6:20:07 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/21/2011 Posts: 1,010		Johnny a 7 year old boy was sitted in a bus eating chocolate, he took another one and the man next to him said, "Do u know that eating chocolate can damage ur teeth?" Johnny replied "My grandfather lived for 100 years. "The man asked "Was it becoz of eating chocolates?" Johnny said "No, because he was always minding his own business!!"
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Jump-steady		#1857 Posted : Monday, November 04, 2013 8:24:57 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/1/2008 Posts: 1,098		Rankaz13 wrote: From a neighboring village: Hakuna kitu huniudhi kama kutia kashimo kadogo usiku. Sasa roommates wamelala na nataka kudunga shimo. Nikiwasha lights, nitawaamsha na si poa wakitambua nataka kufanya nini. Sasa imebidi nimepapasapapasa kwa muda mrefu,ndio nikakapata kashimo. Kuweka 2 hivi, ikaingia haraka shwa! hadi nikashangaa kwani ni hall!! Nikajua nimetia shimo ambalo silo. Nikapapasapapasa tena hadi nikapata kashimo kengine kando yake. Kutia hivi,ikaingia vizuri tena ikaguza walls vile nilikuwa nataka,nikajua nimelenga ndipo!! Haki ku-connect CHARGER ya Nokia ya pin ndogo ni STRESS....Kumbe mara ya kwanza nilikuwa nimeingiza kwa shimo ya earphones. Nkt!! @Rankaz, wewe ni BK!
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kysse		#1858 Posted : Monday, November 04, 2013 9:29:50 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth		vinii wrote: "Women are so jealous...I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created."
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butterflyke		#1859 Posted : Monday, November 04, 2013 9:34:09 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa		Rankaz13 wrote: maka wrote: Am not sure if this was ever here.... ..a man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?” “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved,indicating that she never told alie.“Incredible,” said the man. “That’s The pope's clock. The hands have moved twice,telling us that he told only two lies in his entire life,” St. Peter informed him. “Where’s Ole Lenku's clock?” “His clock is in Jesus’s office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan." Peter answered Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rankaz13		#1860 Posted : Monday, November 04, 2013 9:54:12 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		Jump-steady wrote: Rankaz13 wrote: From a neighboring village: Hakuna kitu huniudhi kama kutia kashimo kadogo usiku. Sasa roommates wamelala na nataka kudunga shimo. Nikiwasha lights, nitawaamsha na si poa wakitambua nataka kufanya nini. Sasa imebidi nimepapasapapasa kwa muda mrefu,ndio nikakapata kashimo. Kuweka 2 hivi, ikaingia haraka shwa! hadi nikashangaa kwani ni hall!! Nikajua nimetia shimo ambalo silo. Nikapapasapapasa tena hadi nikapata kashimo kengine kando yake. Kutia hivi,ikaingia vizuri tena ikaguza walls vile nilikuwa nataka,nikajua nimelenga ndipo!! Haki ku-connect CHARGER ya Nokia ya pin ndogo ni STRESS....Kumbe mara ya kwanza nilikuwa nimeingiza kwa shimo ya earphones. Nkt!! @Rankaz, wewe ni BK! Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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