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vinii
#1821 Posted : Friday, October 18, 2013 7:34:25 AM
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Joined: 10/14/2009
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" U think u're miserable when your boo sends you a text saying “it's over btw us” until u receive another one sayin, “Sorry, that wasn't for u.”"
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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butterflyke
#1822 Posted : Friday, October 18, 2013 7:50:27 AM
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Joined: 5/1/2010
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vinii wrote:
" U think u're miserable when your boo sends you a text saying “it's over btw us” until u receive another one sayin, “Sorry, that wasn't for u.”"


Sad Laughing out loudly
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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bebeto
#1823 Posted : Friday, October 18, 2013 10:18:53 AM
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Joined: 8/5/2008
Posts: 602
"Gaining weight while you owe me money is a sign of disrespect.."

https://www.facebook.com...6&type=1&theater
"The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions" - Alfred adler
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vinii
#1824 Posted : Friday, October 18, 2013 12:08:55 PM
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Joined: 10/14/2009
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" Some guys hold their girlfriend's hand at the mall bcos if they leave her hand she will start shopping..it looks ROMANTIC but it's ECONOMIC"
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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vinii
#1825 Posted : Friday, October 18, 2013 12:14:55 PM
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"I need to talk to you" is one sentence that has the power to make you remember every @bad thing you've ever done in your life."
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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vinii
#1826 Posted : Friday, October 18, 2013 2:57:50 PM
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Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 2,057
"@symowain: In line with 30% procurement, my village mate is asking whether its possible to provide logistics for any official burial in the next 5 yrs."
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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washiku
#1827 Posted : Friday, October 18, 2013 5:23:50 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
They told him in case of fire ...break glass. When fire started, he threw hard his glass of milk of the floor
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washiku
#1828 Posted : Saturday, October 19, 2013 8:12:51 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
A Kikuyu's worst nightmare

1. PARALLELOGRAM
2.MALARIOLOGY
3.THE RED LORRY RARELY LEAVES
LIMURU
ROAD
4.TRULY RURAL, TRULY RURAL, TRULY
RURAL,....
5.HOW CAN A CLAM CRAM IN A CLEAN
CREAM CAN?
6.RED REAL REAR WHEELS
7.ON A LAZY LASER RAISER LIES A
LASER
RAY ERASER
8.REAL ROCK WALL, REAL ROCK WALL,
REAL ROCK WALL
9.A BLACK BLOKE'S BACK BRAKE-
BLOCK
BROKE
10.REALLY LEERY, RARELY LARRY
11.A LUMP OF RED LEAD, A RED LEAD
LUMP
12.YELLOW LORRY, BLUE LORRY
13. LITERALLY LITERARY
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Rankaz13
#1829 Posted : Saturday, October 19, 2013 9:14:31 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
washiku wrote:
A Kikuyu's worst nightmare

1. PARALLELOGRAM
2.MALARIOLOGY
3.THE RED LORRY RARELY LEAVES
LIMURU
ROAD
4.TRULY RURAL, TRULY RURAL, TRULY
RURAL,....
5.HOW CAN A CLAM CRAM IN A CLEAN
CREAM CAN?
6.RED REAL REAR WHEELS
7.ON A LAZY LASER RAISER LIES A
LASER
RAY ERASER
8.REAL ROCK WALL, REAL ROCK WALL,
REAL ROCK WALL
9.A BLACK BLOKE'S BACK BRAKE-
BLOCK
BROKE
10.REALLY LEERY, RARELY LARRY
11.A LUMP OF RED LEAD, A RED LEAD
LUMP
12.YELLOW LORRY, BLUE LORRY
13. LITERALLY LITERARY


Hiyo ni fracture ya ulimi pap!smile
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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washiku
#1830 Posted : Monday, October 21, 2013 12:09:42 AM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "May I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..."
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