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vinii
#1811 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 11:52:48 AM
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"WhatsApp Last seen = 1min ago. Twitter Last tweet = 4min ago. BBM Last message = 5min ago. HOLY BIBLE,last opened=31th march. God is Watching you"!
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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vinii
#1812 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 12:04:45 PM
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*Dude suddenly stops moving during Sex* Chick: What is it?.. Dude: Shhh it's ok, I have seen this on Porn Hub, it's called Buffering"
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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wilyum
#1813 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 12:07:30 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
Two Kamba men, Kimondio and Mutiso were invited for tea by two Luo ladies. When the tea was brought to the table, Kimondio tried to tear the tea bag to get to the tea leaves. Mutiso couldn't stand the embarrassment. He intercepted and said let's pray.

MUTISO: "Heavenly Father,we thank you for this tea. Kimondio, Ngai wa matuni, kasamu kau kekiawa kyaini na mathangu ekana na utumanu mwanoo....eteela wone undu ngwika. Amen"



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vinii
#1814 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 12:16:55 PM
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"HUSBAND: U told me several men proposed marriage to u.. WIFE: Yes.. HUSBAND: I wish u had married the 1st fool who proposed.. WIFE: I did"
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washiku
#1815 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 2:57:23 PM
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vinii wrote:
"HUSBAND: U told me several men proposed marriage to u.. WIFE: Yes.. HUSBAND: I wish u had married the 1st fool who proposed.. WIFE: I did"


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vinii
#1816 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 4:04:41 PM
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GetIT411:
KNEC says intelligence reports show there are plans in Nyanza, Mombasa and Garissa to cheat in upcoming national exams. www.capitalfm.co.ke
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Rankaz13
#1817 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 10:58:40 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
Two Kamba men, Kimondio and Mutiso were invited for tea by two Luo ladies. When the tea was brought to the table, Kimondio tried to tear the tea bag to get to the tea leaves. Mutiso couldn't stand the embarrassment. He intercepted and said let's pray.

MUTISO: "Heavenly Father,we thank you for this tea. Kimondio, Ngai wa matuni, kasamu kau kekiawa kyaini na mathangu ekana na utumanu mwanoo....eteela wone undu ngwika. Amen"


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Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Buster
#1818 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 3:54:35 PM
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C & P

'A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30-year-old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is suing the hospital, said: "When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell, Besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife.' Surgeons at the hospital in Merthyr said: 'It was an unfortunate accident' - We're unsure of the origin, this came to us via Twitter.
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washiku
#1819 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 5:22:03 PM
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Emmy Kosgei with her short hair gets married to a Billionaire..... Margaret Kenyatta with her short hair married to President Uhuru Kenyatta.. Wewe baki hapo na "weave" zako utaolewa na FARASI..
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Pedes
#1820 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 6:08:32 PM
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washiku wrote:
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Emmy Kosgei with her short hair gets married to a Billionaire..... Margaret Kenyatta with her short hair married to President Uhuru Kenyatta.. Wewe baki hapo na "weave" zako utaolewa na FARASI..


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