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butterflyke
#341 Posted : Sunday, May 03, 2015 9:06:04 PM
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chiaroscuro wrote:
shenzitype wrote:
All the words are there but none of the grammar.

mobile.nation.co.ke/news/Kenyans-safe-in-Burundi/-/1950946/2704630/-/format/xhtml/-/pjgh7az/-/index.html


State: Kenyans safe in Burundi

instead of

State: Kenyans in Burundi Safe


Burundi must have a very big safe that can fit Kenyans!


smile
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
whiteowl
#342 Posted : Sunday, May 03, 2015 9:58:57 PM
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chris79 wrote:

Must be a Chelsea fan.
kiash
#343 Posted : Monday, May 04, 2015 6:17:19 PM
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whiteowl wrote:
chris79 wrote:

Must be a Chelsea fan.


Ngai the finger went faster than the br***s . This sh* happens but
washiku
#344 Posted : Sunday, May 10, 2015 10:24:27 PM
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washiku
#345 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2015 4:07:03 PM
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They just pick cash and allow adverts without basic checks surely?

Impunity
#346 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2015 5:51:52 PM
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washiku wrote:


Too much kiuk influence!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#347 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2015 5:54:40 PM
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washiku wrote:
They just pick cash and allow adverts without basic checks surely?



I am sorry this is Avogadro's to me!

Sad Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

whiteowl
#348 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2015 5:56:45 PM
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washiku wrote:
They just pick cash and allow adverts without basic checks surely?


Two CEOs in one company
harrydre
#349 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2015 6:11:10 PM
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Impunity wrote:
washiku wrote:


Too much kiuk influence!


Magati Obebo? or should we blame the Editor?
i.am.back!!!!
Impunity
#350 Posted : Tuesday, May 12, 2015 4:23:17 AM
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whiteowl wrote:
washiku wrote:
They just pick cash and allow adverts without basic checks surely?


Two CEOs in one company


Not strange.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Wendz
#351 Posted : Tuesday, May 12, 2015 11:12:11 AM
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Impunity wrote:
washiku wrote:


Too much kiuk influence!


I thought the story is by one Magati Obebo??? or have "these people" evolved into something else and started naming themselves/their children starting with "O"? But you can never rule anything out with "these people"....

but the article is also poorly written. Someone was trying too hard and forgot rule No. 1. Keep it simple.
mkenyan
#352 Posted : Tuesday, May 12, 2015 11:40:08 AM
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Impunity wrote:
washiku wrote:
They just pick cash and allow adverts without basic checks surely?



I am sorry this is Avogadro's to me!

Sad Sad

the con is in the registration fee of 5k.
murchr
#353 Posted : Wednesday, May 13, 2015 6:55:47 PM
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If you work for NTV, the sound on your Youtube clips is on one ear, the other is silent
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Impunity
#354 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2015 5:11:26 AM
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mkenyan wrote:
Impunity wrote:
washiku wrote:
They just pick cash and allow adverts without basic checks surely?



I am sorry this is Avogadro's to me!

Sad Sad

the con is in the registration fee of 5k.


Ohhhhhhhh...now I see.

Suppose 200 people apply, that's a miaow in the nearest Equity bank...effortlessly.
Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#355 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2015 8:47:09 AM
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butterflyke wrote:
chiaroscuro wrote:
shenzitype wrote:
All the words are there but none of the grammar.

mobile.nation.co.ke/news/Kenyans-safe-in-Burundi/-/1950946/2704630/-/format/xhtml/-/pjgh7az/-/index.html


State: Kenyans safe in Burundi

instead of

State: Kenyans in Burundi Safe


Burundi must have a very big safe that can fit Kenyans!


smile


Burundi's
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Swenani
#356 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2015 9:07:58 AM
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Wendz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
washiku wrote:


Too much kiuk influence!


I thought the story is by one Magati Obebo??? or have "these people" evolved into something else and started naming themselves/their children starting with "O"? But you can never rule anything out with "these people"....

but the article is also poorly written. Someone was trying too hard and forgot rule No. 1. Keep it simple.



The editors probably collected from "Laid" to "raid"

Quote:
1.Julius Maina. Managing Editor at Nation Media Group industry Newspapers.
2. Macharia Gaitho. Managing Editor for Special Projects at Nation Media Group industry Newspaper
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
majimaji
#357 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2015 10:38:36 AM
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http://www.capitalfm.co....nairobi-city-residents/

Quote: According to Nairobi West Plant, South C Chief Engineer Dan Ogada, they had to switch off two transmitters to avoid the disaster of mixing water with electricity.

Water mixing with electricity! how now?
Transmitters=transformers?

Quote:Later on Tuesday, a caterpillar dug a trench and broke down part of the perimeter wall surrounding the plant to drain the flood to a nearby stream.

caterpillar? Isn't this an insect?

Quote:Kenya Red Cross Society Secretary General Abbas Gullet told Capital FM News that the recent rains have been disastrous due to lack of a reliable drainage system.

“South C around the Mosque was completely flooded; vehicles were washed away by the water. Around the Nairobi West shopping centre, the water levels were extremely very high,” he said

The water levels were either very high or extremely high, not both.

Quote:Some of the kids were later picked by their parents while others were checked in at the Boma Hotel in South C

I would think that the children were sheltered at the Boma and did not check-in
butterflyke
#358 Posted : Friday, May 15, 2015 3:10:40 AM
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Impunity wrote:
butterflyke wrote:
chiaroscuro wrote:
shenzitype wrote:
All the words are there but none of the grammar.

mobile.nation.co.ke/news/Kenyans-safe-in-Burundi/-/1950946/2704630/-/format/xhtml/-/pjgh7az/-/index.html


State: Kenyans safe in Burundi

instead of

State: Kenyans in Burundi Safe


Burundi must have a very big safe that can fit Kenyans!


smile


Burundi's


And it still holds...

Kenyans in Burundi safe, government says
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
Pesa Nane
#359 Posted : Thursday, May 21, 2015 9:19:07 PM
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Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
aemathenge
#360 Posted : Thursday, May 21, 2015 10:34:17 PM
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