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Swenani
#171 Posted : Monday, April 20, 2015 3:10:27 PM
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If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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#172 Posted : Monday, April 20, 2015 3:23:33 PM
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No, I didn't lose my mind; it got scared and ran away -Tycho and Muriel


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Swenani
#173 Posted : Monday, April 20, 2015 7:01:57 PM
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#174 Posted : Monday, April 20, 2015 11:33:22 PM
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But the new rebel is a skeptic, and will not entirely trust anything. He has no loyalty; therefore he can never be really a revolutionist. And the fact that he doubts everything really gets in his way when he wants to denounce anything. For all denunciation implies a moral doctrine of some kind; and the modern revolutionist doubts not only the institution he denounces, but the doctrine by which he denounces it. Thus he writes one book complaining that imperial oppression insults the purity of women, and then he writes another book in which he insults it himself. He curses the Sultan because Christian girls lose their virginity, and then curses Mrs. Grundy because they keep it. As a politician, he will cry out that war is a waste of life, and then, as a philosopher, that all life is waste of time. A Russian pessimist will denounce a policeman for killing a peasant, and then prove by the highest philosophical principles that the peasant ought to have killed himself. A man denounces marriage as a lie, and then denounces aristocratic profligates for treating it as a lie. He calls a flag a bauble, and then blames the oppressors of Poland or Ireland because they take away that bauble. The man of this school goes first to a political meeting, where he complains that savages are treated as if they were beasts; then he takes his hat and umbrella and goes on to a scientific meeting, where he proves that they practically are beasts. In short, the modern revolutionist, being an infinite skeptic, is always engaged in undermining his own mines. In his book on politics he attacks men for trampling on morality; in his book on ethics he attacks morality for trampling on men. Therefore the modern man in revolt has become practically useless for all purposes of revolt. By rebelling against everything he has lost his right to rebel against anything.' (G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy, 1909)
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#175 Posted : Saturday, May 21, 2016 6:33:44 PM
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ROBERT MUGABE'S LATEST FAKE QUOTABLE QUOTES:

1) "Some women's legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading".
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016

2) "It's hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire".
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016

3) "If you are ugly; you are ugly - stop talking about inner beauty because we don't walk around with X-rays".
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016

4) "Dear sister, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining. You are not an umbrella".
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016

5) "Check your girlfriend's body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016

6) "Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face".
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016

7) "It's better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn't even drill it herself.
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016

8) "Some of you girls can't even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade".
✔Robert Mugabe, 2016

9) "If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.
✔Robert Mugabe, April 2016

10) "God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker".
✔Robert Mugabe, March 2016

11) "If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public."
✔Robert Mugabe, March 2015
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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#176 Posted : Saturday, May 21, 2016 6:55:22 PM
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I saw that fake Mugabe quote thing on whatsapp and I thought we need a thread for them.

Wacha niongeze yangu "Kenyans are fools, they believe any forward in Mugabe's name"-Mugabe 2016

Sad that media houses like SG are part of the hoax
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