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washiku		#1751 Posted : Thursday, September 26, 2013 4:56:10 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Boy: Dad, what's politics? Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son? Boy: I still don't understand dad. Dad: Think about it for a while son. That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him. The next day... Son: Dad I understand politics now. Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son. Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government's fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of SH*T! A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Manyala		#1752 Posted : Thursday, September 26, 2013 5:01:12 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 11/8/2011 Posts: 482 Location: Nairobi		4lourBliss wrote: Rankaz13 wrote: Topesafi wrote: Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f* is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming**
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McReggae		#1753 Posted : Friday, September 27, 2013 2:09:12 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		Omollo is watching a horror movie with his wife. suddenly, his wife jumps onto his lap screaming 'uwiiiii! uwiii! onege marach yaaaawa! (it has killed him gruesomely) omollo is like; yayeeeee darliiiing!! you will break this leather sofaset yawa, its leather came from a very weak animal, orang outang found in the amason forest in brasil! if i could have known you are being haunted by the 3D images from this 50 inch LED, ningenunua a slightly smaller LED yawa! let me pause it so that i sit on that other leather sofaset from a mammoth's hide, it is an extinct animal that had tough hide, but the french kept it in louvre museum for customers like me. now you can jump on me the way you like without fear or favor! 5minutes later...omollo's wife jumps on him again screaming...... omollo; yayeee aswito wuotiss?! he calls his son from his room, 'juniaaaa, kuja uchukue mama yako muchese nayeye PS4 kwa room yako, hii imemsinda!' ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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McReggae		#1754 Posted : Friday, September 27, 2013 2:11:05 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance?" she asked. He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank." Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun. He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my Brother-in-law." ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Magigi		#1755 Posted : Friday, September 27, 2013 2:14:57 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya		Manyala wrote: 4lourBliss wrote: Rankaz13 wrote: Topesafi wrote: Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f* is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming** Uuuuuuuuuuuwwwiiii....
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Rankaz13		#1756 Posted : Friday, September 27, 2013 5:08:05 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		McReggae wrote: Omollo is watching a horror movie with his wife. suddenly, his wife jumps onto his lap screaming 'uwiiiii! uwiii! onege marach yaaaawa! (it has killed him gruesomely) omollo is like; yayeeeee darliiiing!! you will break this leather sofaset yawa, its leather came from a very weak animal, orang outang found in the amason forest in brasil! if i could have known you are being haunted by the 3D images from this 50 inch LED, ningenunua a slightly smaller LED yawa! let me pause it so that i sit on that other leather sofaset from a mammoth's hide, it is an extinct animal that had tough hide, but the french kept it in louvre museum for customers like me. now you can jump on me the way you like without fear or favor! 5minutes later...omollo's wife jumps on him again screaming...... omollo; yayeee aswito wuotiss?! he calls his son from his room, 'juniaaaa, kuja uchukue mama yako muchese nayeye PS4 kwa room yako, hii imemsinda!' Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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washiku		#1757 Posted : Friday, September 27, 2013 6:27:27 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		McReggae wrote: A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance?" she asked. He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank." Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun. He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my Brother-in-law." A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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marex		#1758 Posted : Saturday, September 28, 2013 11:13:35 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2007 Posts: 656		Mwanaume ni kurudi nyumbani kwa bibi yake after a week with a clande, na kusema he was one of the hostages The way I am
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butterflyke		#1759 Posted : Saturday, September 28, 2013 11:51:12 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa		Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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butterflyke		#1760 Posted : Saturday, September 28, 2013 11:55:49 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa		@Kaigangio, have you seen @liver and @kidney? Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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