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#1711 Posted : Thursday, August 08, 2013 7:03:30 PM
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Joined: 3/19/2013
Posts: 2,552
dunkang
#1712 Posted : Thursday, August 08, 2013 7:22:32 PM
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Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,824
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831

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Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

dunkang
#1713 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 2:25:18 PM
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Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
A dozen sentences most doctors use and what they actually mean:-

1. - “This should be taken care of right away.”
- I’d planned a trip to maasai mara next month, but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.

2. - “Well, what do we have here…?”
- He has no idea and is hoping you’ll give him a clue.

3. - “Let me check your medical history.”
- I want to see if you’ve paid your last bill before
spending anymore time with you.

4.- “Why don’t we make another appointment later in the week.”
- I need the money, so I’m charging you for another appoimtment.

5.- “We have some good news and some bad news.”
- The good news is, I’m going to buy a new Mercedes Benz. The bad news is, you’re going to pay for it.

6.- “Let’s see how it develops.”
- Maybe in a few days it will grow into something
that i understand.

7.- “Let me schedule you for some lab tests.”
- I own 50% interest in the lab.

8.- “I’d like to prescribe a new drug.”
- I would like to use you for a guinea pig and be paid by the drug company.

9.- “If it doesn’t clear up in a week, give me a call.”
- I don’t know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.

10.- “This may pain a little.”
- Last week two patients bit off their tongues coz of pain.

11.- “This should fix you up.”
- The drug company bribed me to prescribe this stuff.

12.- “I’d like to run some more tests.”
- I can’t figure out what’s wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

vinii
#1714 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 9:00:27 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 2,057
Signboard outside Heaven:

"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"

📋 Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:

" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."

📋 Signboard outside a prostitute's house..

" Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."

📋 SignBoard outside GARAGE:

"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."

📋 Signboard outside A Bar:

" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance "

📋 Signboard outside Driving School:

" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."

📋 Signboard outside Library:

"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
Rankaz13
#1715 Posted : Wednesday, August 14, 2013 8:31:46 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
vinii wrote:
Signboard outside Heaven:

"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"

📋 Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:

" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."

📋 Signboard outside a prostitute's house..

" Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."

📋 SignBoard outside GARAGE:

"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."

📋 Signboard outside A Bar:

" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance "

📋 Signboard outside Driving School:

" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."

📋 Signboard outside Library:

"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."


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Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
iller
#1716 Posted : Tuesday, August 20, 2013 2:58:43 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 3/25/2013
Posts: 552
Location: Asgard
washiku
#1717 Posted : Wednesday, August 21, 2013 9:22:35 AM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
A Kalenjin was asked to choose Kigeugeu or Kipepeo he said nimeshidwa kuJaguar.
washiku
#1718 Posted : Wednesday, August 21, 2013 10:06:01 AM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Manyala
#1719 Posted : Wednesday, August 21, 2013 11:11:21 AM
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Joined: 11/8/2011
Posts: 482
Location: Nairobi
washiku wrote:


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everlasting
#1720 Posted : Monday, September 02, 2013 8:34:31 AM
Rank: New-farer

Joined: 2/12/2010
Posts: 78
Location: nairobi

C&P

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER FILL
THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING AND INBLOCK
LETTERS
I _______________hereby apply to marry your
daughter Sir
I am _____ years old Please answer the following questions honestly
1. Do you go to church?
Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working?
Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions was NO
Do not continue. Leave my house and don't look
back
If all your answers were YES, Then continue
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage ____________________ ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can
give respect to your father in-law-mother in-law
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey I need money
for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you
answer? ____________________ ____________________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce________
__________________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you? ____________________________________
6. Do you have both dad and mum?
Yes/No If No explain why?
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long?
If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
Explain why you were born out of wedlock 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As
used by women (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to
sleep outside his house
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is
theowner of the kids between father and mother? Answer the following by Yes or No
1. Do you drink alcohol?
Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews?____
________________
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?
____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum?___________
_________
4. When can I interview your church pastor
5. Please stick your passport size photo below
Which will be put in newspaper to check if you
have other girlfriends Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter
Your application will be processed in 4years time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge
successful As you are waiting
Please don't call me
Don't visit me
Don't contact my daughter
If u do you will be disqualified
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions
Postal Address: ______________________
Email: ______________________
Phone: ______________________
Facebook: ______________________
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