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symbols wrote:butterflyke wrote:symbols wrote:The linguistics professor decided to spice up his lecture by comparing languages to mathematics. As he scribbled examples on the board, he explained how both math and languages had positives and negatives.
"In both math and language, two negatives, when combined, make a positive. However," he droned on, "in math or
language two positives never make a negative."
From the back row of the room one student sighed, "Yeah, right." had to re-read this one a couple of times before i got the joke  Me too. Got it first time...clap for me possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2013 Posts: 2,552
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maka wrote:symbols wrote:butterflyke wrote:symbols wrote:The linguistics professor decided to spice up his lecture by comparing languages to mathematics. As he scribbled examples on the board, he explained how both math and languages had positives and negatives.
"In both math and language, two negatives, when combined, make a positive. However," he droned on, "in math or
language two positives never make a negative."
From the back row of the room one student sighed, "Yeah, right." had to re-read this one a couple of times before i got the joke Me too. Got it first time...clap for me  Yeah,right. 
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/21/2011 Posts: 1,010
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Logical thinking....
A NIGHT IN THE BAR:
Bartender: Who Are You? I've never seen you before...
Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and
came here for a drink
Bartender: What kind of Job?
Man: Well. I am a Consultant.
Bartender: Whats that?
Man: Its a logical thinker.
Bartender: Logical Think, what?
Man: Let me explain it with an
Example. Do you have a dog?
Bartender: Yes!
Man: That means you love animals
Bartender: True!
Man: That mean you love your kids too.
Bartender: Yes True!
Man: You have Kids, that means you are Married.
Bartender: Very True!
Man: You love your Kids. You are still married, means you have a beautiful Wife.
Bartender: Amazing man! How do you know all these?
Man: Thats logical thinking now you are married to a lady, so you are not Gay!
Bartender: Impressive!
Man: Time to leave. Bye!
(About 20 mins, later the Bartender's Boss Comes)
Bartender: Boss, you know I met a Consultant today.
Boss: Consultant!! Whats that??
Bartender: A logical thinker.
Boss: Logical what??
Bartender: I'll explain it with an
Example
Boss: Okay!
Bartender: Do you have a DOG?
Boss: No!
Bartender: That means you are Gay!
BOSS DIED...!!
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 8/18/2011 Posts: 85
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EFFECTS OF CHINA PHONES!!! Girl: Hi Baby .. Boy: Hi My lovely .. (Sending failed) Girl : Are you there? Boy: Yes Yes im here (sending failed) Girl: Are you ignoring me or what!!! Boy: Honey im not... I'm righ here... (Sending failed) Girl: It's over; dont you ever talk to me again! Boy: Damn! You can go to hell !!! ( Message sent ) Don't limit your challenges, but challenge your limits
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/21/2013 Posts: 427
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symbols wrote:maka wrote:symbols wrote:butterflyke wrote:symbols wrote:The linguistics professor decided to spice up his lecture by comparing languages to mathematics. As he scribbled examples on the board, he explained how both math and languages had positives and negatives.
"In both math and language, two negatives, when combined, make a positive. However," he droned on, "in math or
language two positives never make a negative."
From the back row of the room one student sighed, "Yeah, right." had to re-read this one a couple of times before i got the joke Me too. Got it first time...clap for me Yeah,right. Hii imekuwa ngumu kuelewa!!saidia jameni
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/9/2013 Posts: 285 Location: hapakule.
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A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away. So he decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on, and voila, everything else was automatic! He really had a good time as the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. However, when the fun was over, he found that he could not take the instrument off. He read the manual, but did not find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument - some made the equipment squeeze, shake, or suck harder or less - but still he had no success getting out of it. Panicking, he just barely reached the phone and called the supplier's customer service hotline. The farmer: "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It worked fantastic. But how can I take it off from the cow's udder?" Customer Service: "Don't worry. The machine was programmed to release automatically after collecting about 2 gallons of milk." Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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timuka wrote:symbols wrote:maka wrote:symbols wrote:butterflyke wrote:symbols wrote:The linguistics professor decided to spice up his lecture by comparing languages to mathematics. As he scribbled examples on the board, he explained how both math and languages had positives and negatives.
"In both math and language, two negatives, when combined, make a positive. However," he droned on, "in math or
language two positives never make a negative."
From the back row of the room one student sighed, "Yeah, right." had to re-read this one a couple of times before i got the joke Me too. Got it first time...clap for me Yeah,right. Hii imekuwa ngumu kuelewa!!saidia jameni think tautology Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/14/2011 Posts: 661
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A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.
She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"
"Well teacher, I just saw your petticoat."
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days."
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly
there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny Billy?"
"Well miss, I just saw part of your panties."
Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is more severe,"I don't want to see you for three weeks."
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter
from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving
the classroom.
"Where do you think you are going?" she asks.
"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!"
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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symbols wrote:maka wrote:symbols wrote:butterflyke wrote:symbols wrote:The linguistics professor decided to spice up his lecture by comparing languages to mathematics. As he scribbled examples on the board, he explained how both math and languages had positives and negatives.
"In both math and language, two negatives, when combined, make a positive. However," he droned on, "in math or
language two positives never make a negative."
From the back row of the room one student sighed, "Yeah, right." had to re-read this one a couple of times before i got the joke Me too. Got it first time...clap for me Yeah,right.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Thiong'o wrote:A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.
She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"
"Well teacher, I just saw your petticoat."
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days."
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly
there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny Billy?"
"Well miss, I just saw part of your panties."
Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is more severe,"I don't want to see you for three weeks."
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter
from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving
the classroom.
"Where do you think you are going?" she asks.
"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!"
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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