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Mchanganuzi
#161 Posted : Thursday, January 17, 2013 1:33:52 PM
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smith01 wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
Don’t you dare! Many years ago I was attracted to a cashier at my bank and kept going there and refusing to be served by any other person except her. I accidentally slipped in my business card between notes I was depositing and PAP she called me that Friday… and that was the beginning of the end!Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall

The end of what, your account?

Not only did she constantly monitor my account she did my monthly budget and monitored my movement. She could tell where I was by reviewing my ATM transactions (Amount and time of withdrawal) – I had to explain why I was withdrawing my money outside her budgetSad Sad Silenced


@ Money Whisperer

I know someone who is going through this. It is not funny.


In addition, its one of the games that bankers play with their colleagues; When you see me coming to borrow you some chum, i have already checked and knows how much you have in your account.

It also gets dangerous when its a case of a couple working for the same bank. One knows not only the other's bank balance but also their insurance worth in case one goes to the maker or lost a body part. This guys are covered for a significant amount for any accidental loss of body parts or life in that matter. Then you can guess what goes in their mind whenever they fall out, or one is broke; you become a potential source of funds capable of delivering a massive lump sum in-case the unexpected happened.

To the bankers; Is that true?


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Angelica _ann
#162 Posted : Thursday, January 17, 2013 1:45:48 PM
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Money Whisperer wrote:
sherrif wrote:
Yaaawn

Is she a Cord or a Jubilee?It matters a lot

Jubilee my friend. she even spots the Kenyan flag bracelet (the Uhuru bracelete) on fridays and satos for dress downs


In that case prepare to be unidentified african body at City mortuary soon!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Mchanganuzi
#163 Posted : Thursday, January 17, 2013 1:48:44 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
sherrif wrote:
Yaaawn

Is she a Cord or a Jubilee?It matters a lot

Jubilee my friend. she even spots the Kenyan flag bracelet (the Uhuru bracelete) on fridays and satos for dress downs


In that case prepare to be unidentified african body at City mortuary soon!



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Impunity
#164 Posted : Thursday, January 17, 2013 1:49:10 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
Angelica _ann wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
sherrif wrote:
Yaaawn

Is she a Cord or a Jubilee?It matters a lot

Jubilee my friend. she even spots the Kenyan flag bracelet (the Uhuru bracelete) on fridays and satos for dress downs


In that case prepare to be unidentified african body at City mortuary soon!


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You are breaking my ribs, why?
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Manyala
#165 Posted : Thursday, January 17, 2013 4:50:54 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Angelica _ann wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
sherrif wrote:
Yaaawn

Is she a Cord or a Jubilee?It matters a lot

Jubilee my friend. she even spots the Kenyan flag bracelet (the Uhuru bracelete) on fridays and satos for dress downs


In that case prepare to be unidentified african body at City mortuary soon!


Alternatively:

http://www.standardmedia...-drags-him-behind-truck d'oh! Sad
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InnovateGuy
#166 Posted : Thursday, January 17, 2013 5:21:17 PM
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You'll lose nothing for giving it a try.

Boss, define your mission first. Is it long-term, short-term or a hit-and-run?

If your mission is to land on Venus, prepare a one month strategy(too long).

This is how the strategy proceeds. Two coffee dates, a lunch date, and a drink date. Be simple on each date, and have some nice cologne.

If you do not succeed on the first drink date with her, give it a second chance. More than one month with a Nairobi chic without landing is an abomination.
Live Full Die Empty - Les Brown.
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Drunkard
#167 Posted : Thursday, January 17, 2013 5:44:32 PM
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Dude, if this is who you are, you are not going to get that woman, which real man would come here and ask how to get a specific woman? Go back to your village and ask your mama to find you a woman, this game is not yours!
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Impunity
#168 Posted : Thursday, January 17, 2013 5:57:37 PM
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Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
InnovateGuy wrote:
You'll lose nothing for giving it a try.

Boss, define your mission first. Is it long-term, short-term or a hit-and-run?

If your mission is to land on Venus, prepare a one month strategy(too long).

This is how the strategy proceeds. Two coffee dates, a lunch date, and a drink date. Be simple on each date, and have some nice cologne.

If you do not succeed on the first drink date with her, give it a second chance. More than one month with a Nairobi chic without landing is an abomination.


Sacrilege!

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Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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jaggernaut
#169 Posted : Thursday, January 17, 2013 6:22:33 PM
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According to Kiyosaki (Rich dad Poor dad) working in a bank doesn't make you a banker but a bank employee. A banker is the owner of the bank. Just like working at Safaricom customer care doesn't make you a mobile service provider.
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seppuku
#170 Posted : Thursday, January 17, 2013 7:05:03 PM
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Joined: 5/11/2010
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Given the frenzied activity on this and other aviation-related threads, I propose that lady admin creates a separate section for the worthy airmen of the republic. Any seconders?
Learn first to treat your time as you would your money, then treat your money as you do your time.
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