Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Lolest! wrote:King G wrote:Lolest! wrote:kingwa wrote:Currently being held at Central Police Station, the accusation on the charge sheet reading 'Theft with malicious intent'. What's happened is that i've been unhanging every item of underwear i've been finding on my neighbourhood's communal clothesline, as an attempt to further AUFA. I wasn't stealing the underwear to wear but rather to burn them, as underwear stands in the way of continental unity. Try telling that to police officers. Now they're saying that if i don't want to be locked up, i should pay back for all the underwear. It's a sad day in the world when those doing good are persecuted for their actions That now is being a pervert!!!! me thinks it's worse. She must be crazy judging from the stuff she posts on fb... Yeah, this is what she wrote... (be the judge) Quote:Tonight, i am fashionistaing with Members of High Society. As it is, i am appropriately attired in a close-fitting red satin dress, the design of which neccesitates one to forego bra and panties. Problem is that being a cold night, the blood coursing through my body has left my nipples erect, a sight prominently visible through the garment. To repair this unfortunate wardrobe malfunction, i am thus walking around with my hands firmly gripping my breasts. It has resulted in some people looking at me suspiciously but in the interests of public propriety (its in the same league as a man walking around with a prominent erection!), i will not be taking my hands down!
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