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Hogwash press!
Lolest!
#321 Posted : Friday, April 10, 2015 10:03:58 AM
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Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Swenani
#322 Posted : Friday, April 10, 2015 10:42:48 AM
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Lolest! wrote:


There is nothing wrong with that headline, We are a tribal nation!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Impunity
#323 Posted : Friday, April 10, 2015 10:58:52 AM
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Swenani wrote:
Lolest! wrote:


There is nothing wrong with that headline, We are a tribal nation!


North East is a tribe or Kikuyu is a Province,NO?
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mawinder
#324 Posted : Friday, April 10, 2015 11:01:57 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Lolest! wrote:


There is nothing wrong with that headline, We are a tribal nation!


North East is a tribe or Kikuyu is a Province,NO?

Impunity
#325 Posted : Monday, April 13, 2015 4:18:52 PM
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Campus Vibe I married my wife in second year-Kakamega Senator Dr Bonny Khalwale
C&P
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I joined the University of Nairobi in 1981 to study medicine. In my second year, I was arrested in a police swoop for participating in the 1982 abortive coup and consequently discontinued for 14 months. Many other students, who may be uncomfortable if I mention their names, suffered the same fate. The arrest of The East Africa Standard newspaper editor, one George Githii, prompted me to join the protest against vicitmisation of people under the guise of dealing with the coup plotters and sympathisers. He had been arrested and detained without trial by the Kanu regime. We could not just sit and watch as the nation’s elites were wrongfully being accused and imprisoned. Life in uni wasn’t as hard as in high school. In fact, I was a day-scholar at Musingu High School and the only student allowed to attend class barefoot because my parents couldn’t afford a pair of shoes for me. We were given a Sh1,500 stipend, which quite a lot then. Life as such was relatively easier, and I could even afford to marry while in second year. However, my marriage nearly collapsed, since girls would hang around me because I was a politician and the medical school students’ representative. Well, taking a tough course was probably also an attraction. I nonetheless stuck to my girl who is today my wife. At the time, she had dropped out in form two because of me. I however made sure she went back to class and is currently working at a local university. Joining the campus choir or Christian Union was a no-no for politicians like us. Though I was in students politics, I never aspired for major posts like that of the secretary general or chairman of the students university governing body. Back then, we were revered in the nation as students, and whenever we spoke, every government spy paid attention. We had demonstrations, but never robbed motorists or harassed innocent people. Our demonstrations were about important national issues, not petty matters. See also: Garissa attack could have happened at any university Bonny Khalwale graduated with a degree in Medicine from UoN class of 1981.


He Gradutaed the same year he joined, with a Medicine degree!

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Pesa Nane
#326 Posted : Monday, April 13, 2015 7:58:05 PM
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Impunity wrote:

Campus Vibe I married my wife in second year-Kakamega Senator Dr Bonny Khalwale
C&P
Quote:
I joined the University of Nairobi in 1981 to study medicine. In my second year, I was arrested in a police swoop for participating in the 1982 abortive coup and consequently discontinued for 14 months. Many other students, who may be uncomfortable if I mention their names, suffered the same fate. The arrest of The East Africa Standard newspaper editor, one George Githii, prompted me to join the protest against vicitmisation of people under the guise of dealing with the coup plotters and sympathisers. He had been arrested and detained without trial by the Kanu regime. We could not just sit and watch as the nation’s elites were wrongfully being accused and imprisoned. Life in uni wasn’t as hard as in high school. In fact, I was a day-scholar at Musingu High School and the only student allowed to attend class barefoot because my parents couldn’t afford a pair of shoes for me. We were given a Sh1,500 stipend, which quite a lot then. Life as such was relatively easier, and I could even afford to marry while in second year. However, my marriage nearly collapsed, since girls would hang around me because I was a politician and the medical school students’ representative. Well, taking a tough course was probably also an attraction. I nonetheless stuck to my girl who is today my wife. At the time, she had dropped out in form two because of me. I however made sure she went back to class and is currently working at a local university. Joining the campus choir or Christian Union was a no-no for politicians like us. Though I was in students politics, I never aspired for major posts like that of the secretary general or chairman of the students university governing body. Back then, we were revered in the nation as students, and whenever we spoke, every government spy paid attention. We had demonstrations, but never robbed motorists or harassed innocent people. Our demonstrations were about important national issues, not petty matters. See also: Garissa attack could have happened at any university Bonny Khalwale graduated with a degree in Medicine from UoN class of 1981.


He Gradutaed the same year he joined, with a Medicine degree!

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Nairobi Aviation University, UON Campus! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
Swenani
#327 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 9:04:55 AM
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If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
masukuma
#328 Posted : Wednesday, April 15, 2015 12:58:00 PM
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Woi!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Impunity
#329 Posted : Wednesday, April 15, 2015 3:48:19 PM
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masukuma wrote:


Woi!


Suck it men!
Suck it.
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Swenani
#330 Posted : Wednesday, April 15, 2015 4:19:34 PM
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masukuma wrote:


Woi!

Oi
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
kollabo
#331 Posted : Wednesday, April 15, 2015 4:28:59 PM
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Swenani wrote:
masukuma wrote:


Woi!

Oi


Wolololo yaye!!
jaggernaut
#332 Posted : Wednesday, April 15, 2015 5:49:06 PM
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kollabo wrote:
Swenani wrote:
masukuma wrote:


Woi!

Oi


Wolololo yaye!!


As in BJPray Pray Pray
shenzitype
#333 Posted : Wednesday, April 15, 2015 8:23:10 PM
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washiku
#334 Posted : Wednesday, April 15, 2015 8:48:02 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
kollabo wrote:
Swenani wrote:
masukuma wrote:


Woi!

Oi


Wolololo yaye!!


As in BJPray Pray Pray


Gosh...
majimaji
#335 Posted : Thursday, April 16, 2015 1:21:51 PM
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Impunity wrote:
mawinder wrote:
Impunity wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
washiku wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


On this I am with the hogwash press, I cant see the hogwashness...please tell me.
Sad Sad

nairobi, nigeria


Nothing wrong still, may be she is a Kenya red cross but currently reporting from Nigeria.

During the Germanwings crush I saw an Aviation expert reporting live from Perth, Australia for an even happening in Germany...he was a German Aviation Accident expert.


crash. hogwash@you know yourself
jaggernaut
#336 Posted : Friday, April 17, 2015 4:50:56 PM
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Latest news on the substandard newspaper website:

-Coast men prefer 'Withdrawal method' for family planning
-Gospel singer Ringtone touched my thighs - make-up artist
-Landlord denies touching tenant’s breasts for failing to pay rent
-Man steals phone inside police station, hides it in his private parts
-Life sentence for Machakos man who called ‘jirani’ Al-Shabaab
-Arrogant senator urinates in public

Impunity
#337 Posted : Friday, April 17, 2015 4:57:34 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Latest news on the substandard newspaper website:

-Coast men prefer 'Withdrawal method' for family planning
-Gospel singer Ringtone touched my thighs - make-up artist
-Landlord denies touching tenant’s breasts for failing to pay rent
-Man steals phone inside police station, hides it in his private parts
-Life sentence for Machakos man who called ‘jirani’ Al-Shabaab
-Arrogant senator urinates in public



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chris79
#338 Posted : Sunday, May 03, 2015 8:15:48 PM
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shenzitype
#339 Posted : Sunday, May 03, 2015 8:17:50 PM
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All the words are there but none of the grammar.

mobile.nation.co.ke/news/Kenyans-safe-in-Burundi/-/1950946/2704630/-/format/xhtml/-/pjgh7az/-/index.html


State: Kenyans safe in Burundi

instead of

State: Kenyans in Burundi Safe
chiaroscuro
#340 Posted : Sunday, May 03, 2015 8:56:39 PM
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shenzitype wrote:
All the words are there but none of the grammar.

mobile.nation.co.ke/news/Kenyans-safe-in-Burundi/-/1950946/2704630/-/format/xhtml/-/pjgh7az/-/index.html


State: Kenyans safe in Burundi

instead of

State: Kenyans in Burundi Safe


Burundi must have a very big safe that can fit Kenyans!
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