KENYAN PROVERBS
1. A baboon (monkey) laughs at the buttocks of another baboon.
2. A donkey always says thank you with a kick.
3. A fully grown up tree cannot be bent into a walking stick.
4. A rat-trap catches both the guilty and the innocent.
5. A woman’s stomach does not grow if she is not pregnant.
6. A word in the heart does not win.
7. An empty pot makes the loudest noise
8. Dip after dip depletes a jar of honey.
9. Even a friend can not rescue one from old age.

Johana Ndathe is dismayed when a new shop opens next to his selling similar products.The new shop has a sign that reads 'BEST BARGAINS'. To his shock, 2 wks later another store also selling similar products opens on the other side of his shop.Its sign reads 'BEST QUALITY'. Losing business at a tremendous rate, Johana puts up an even bigger sign.It reads 'MAIN ENTRANCE'

If money is the root of all evil....I want the whole tree

The Human Body

- It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

- One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

- The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb.


- Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

- A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.


- There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

- Women blink twice as often as men.

- The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.



- Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

- Women reading this will be finished now.
- Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

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