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ZZE123
#151 Posted : Wednesday, June 18, 2014 3:17:06 PM
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McReggae wrote:
masukuma wrote:
JKIA is a funny place - 2 weeks ago I had a late flight that was to take off at around 2pm in the night. After kukunywa hizo makahawa za java I decided to 'GO' coz a man's got to 'GO'. I went into the toilet near the gate i was supposed to take off from. I met guy who looked like a KAA official and one of the cleaning people talking and they excused themselves so that I could go on with my business. When doing the nessesary I heard a person talking what sounded like bengali in the small rooms and I thought it was a guy talking on the phone.... then the door opened... THERE WERE TWO GUYS IN THERE!! The Sheepishly peeped outside and when they saw the puzzled look on my face - they fungad the door slowly mumbling some more bengali in low tones. I wondered what are 2 DUDES of Sub continent extraction doing in the same toilet at this hour? and why did they peep out and when seeing me did what looked like hidding again?.... Of course I was going to rat them out! I met those two gentlemen just outside the toilet and told them what transpired! the KAA guy said - "Wacha nione ni biashara gani wanafanya huko!"
I sat just outside the gate - hawk eyed to see what would happen BUT NOTHING HAPPENED!! the KAA jamaa left... the cleaner cleaned (or appeared to be cleaning) nothing more! I expected to see people being frog matched but I did not see any such thing. JKIA is being used to conduct some very funny business (Not sure if it's smuggling of people) but it's rotten to the core!


Noma jo!!!

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Impunity
#152 Posted : Wednesday, June 18, 2014 3:19:11 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
McReggae wrote:
mawinder wrote:
mdudu wrote:
I can still see the name and no on McR quote

@Mcreggae, please delete the details to save the owner of the line from anguish, misery etc.The information I gave was false.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly You are such a Lilly Liver, I have deleted from mine!!!


But you brought in a Mr. Otoyo, please consider that Otoyo is also a person.

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Impunity
#153 Posted : Wednesday, June 18, 2014 3:21:53 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
masukuma wrote:
JKIA is a funny place - 2 weeks ago I had a late flight that was to take off at around 2pm in the night. After kukunywa hizo makahawa za java I decided to 'GO' coz a man's got to 'GO'. I went into the toilet near the gate i was supposed to take off from. I met guy who looked like a KAA official and one of the cleaning people talking and they excused themselves so that I could go on with my business. When doing the nessesary I heard a person talking what sounded like bengali in the small rooms and I thought it was a guy talking on the phone.... then the door opened... THERE WERE TWO GUYS IN THERE!! The Sheepishly peeped outside and when they saw the puzzled look on my face - they fungad the door slowly mumbling some more bengali in low tones. I wondered what are 2 DUDES of Sub continent extraction doing in the same toilet at this hour? and why did they peep out and when seeing me did what looked like hidding again?.... Of course I was going to rat them out! I met those two gentlemen just outside the toilet and told them what transpired! the KAA guy said - "Wacha nione ni biashara gani wanafanya huko!"
I sat just outside the gate - hawk eyed to see what would happen BUT NOTHING HAPPENED!! the KAA jamaa left... the cleaner cleaned (or appeared to be cleaning) nothing more! I expected to see people being frog matched but I did not see any such thing. JKIA is being used to conduct some very funny business (Not sure if it's smuggling of people) but it's rotten to the core!


Hii ni saa ya waphi wajameni?

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Impunity
#154 Posted : Wednesday, June 18, 2014 3:26:42 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
harrydre wrote:
Impunity wrote:
harrydre wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:


Official story is, it was a stowaway.
Can a stowaway fall neatly in the middle of a runway, ensuring no one can leave by flying out....... clearing such a body should takes minutes


Hapo umeongea kama layman in matters Airport security.

Runways are not your typical rural feeder roads where you can walk in, stoop, pick up the dead squirrel, throw it away and move on.

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you


SMH...Hasn't he heard of big airports being on lock down for hours due to just a mere suspected suitcase?



You dont need to bring your CORDED-JUBELE fight here...that matter of street child on the runway was done with kitaaaambo.


where do you see CORD/Jubilee in my statement? I am addressing matters security.


I know your history and you wont miss to participate in nyoaring @McReggae if you found a place he is being shaved without water.

Shame on you
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masukuma
#155 Posted : Wednesday, June 18, 2014 3:33:57 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
JKIA is a funny place - 2 weeks ago I had a late flight that was to take off at around 2pm in the night. After kukunywa hizo makahawa za java I decided to 'GO' coz a man's got to 'GO'. I went into the toilet near the gate i was supposed to take off from. I met guy who looked like a KAA official and one of the cleaning people talking and they excused themselves so that I could go on with my business. When doing the nessesary I heard a person talking what sounded like bengali in the small rooms and I thought it was a guy talking on the phone.... then the door opened... THERE WERE TWO GUYS IN THERE!! The Sheepishly peeped outside and when they saw the puzzled look on my face - they fungad the door slowly mumbling some more bengali in low tones. I wondered what are 2 DUDES of Sub continent extraction doing in the same toilet at this hour? and why did they peep out and when seeing me did what looked like hidding again?.... Of course I was going to rat them out! I met those two gentlemen just outside the toilet and told them what transpired! the KAA guy said - "Wacha nione ni biashara gani wanafanya huko!"
I sat just outside the gate - hawk eyed to see what would happen BUT NOTHING HAPPENED!! the KAA jamaa left... the cleaner cleaned (or appeared to be cleaning) nothing more! I expected to see people being frog matched but I did not see any such thing. JKIA is being used to conduct some very funny business (Not sure if it's smuggling of people) but it's rotten to the core!


Hii ni saa ya waphi wajameni?

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lol!! sorry 2am!!
lol... it must has been 2pm somewhere else on the planet specifically the Gambier Islands in French Polynesia!! back to my story... JKIA is rotten!
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harrydre
#156 Posted : Wednesday, June 18, 2014 5:26:02 PM
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Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
Impunity wrote:
harrydre wrote:
Impunity wrote:
harrydre wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:


Official story is, it was a stowaway.
Can a stowaway fall neatly in the middle of a runway, ensuring no one can leave by flying out....... clearing such a body should takes minutes


Hapo umeongea kama layman in matters Airport security.

Runways are not your typical rural feeder roads where you can walk in, stoop, pick up the dead squirrel, throw it away and move on.

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you


SMH...Hasn't he heard of big airports being on lock down for hours due to just a mere suspected suitcase?



You dont need to bring your CORDED-JUBELE fight here...that matter of street child on the runway was done with kitaaaambo.


where do you see CORD/Jubilee in my statement? I am addressing matters security.


I know your history and you wont miss to participate in nyoaring @McReggae if you found a place he is being shaved without water.

Shame on you


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly boss MCR is the one keen to Nyoa kamwana...check those history records again.
i.am.back!!!!
Impunity
#157 Posted : Wednesday, June 18, 2014 5:28:20 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
harrydre wrote:
Impunity wrote:
harrydre wrote:
Impunity wrote:
harrydre wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:


Official story is, it was a stowaway.
Can a stowaway fall neatly in the middle of a runway, ensuring no one can leave by flying out....... clearing such a body should takes minutes


Hapo umeongea kama layman in matters Airport security.

Runways are not your typical rural feeder roads where you can walk in, stoop, pick up the dead squirrel, throw it away and move on.

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you


SMH...Hasn't he heard of big airports being on lock down for hours due to just a mere suspected suitcase?



You dont need to bring your CORDED-JUBELE fight here...that matter of street child on the runway was done with kitaaaambo.


where do you see CORD/Jubilee in my statement? I am addressing matters security.


I know your history and you wont miss to participate in nyoaring @McReggae if you found a place he is being shaved without water.

Shame on you


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly boss MCR is the one keen to Nyoa kamwana...check those history records again.


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murchr
#158 Posted : Friday, July 11, 2014 2:48:08 AM
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Tumetoka mbali


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simonkabz
#159 Posted : Tuesday, September 02, 2014 4:24:06 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Terminal 1A Lounges to be opened soon-touted to be the best in Africa....is this true?

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jaggernaut
#160 Posted : Tuesday, September 02, 2014 4:54:26 PM
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Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
True....

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