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Money Whisperer
#151 Posted : Saturday, January 18, 2014 9:33:38 AM
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Joined: 8/7/2010
Posts: 728
Location: Wazuaville
Impunity wrote:
carygoh wrote:
UJINGA NI:
1. Kujiita romantic na uko single.
2. Kukaa mbele kwa mathree alafu unaturn kwambia konda 'shukisha' na umekaa na deree.
3. Kutumia cursor kuscare mosquito itoke kwa screen ya comp.
4. Kureduce volume ya radio usome sms.
5. Kuruka line VCT.

6. Kupigiwa simu halafu unaangalia balance yako after the call.
7. Kutafuta remote ya TV 4 10 min, na tv iko a step away
8. KuDELETE namba ya X wako na unaijua off head
9. Kupeleka vits kwa car wash badala ya Baby shower
11. Kubargain kitu kutoka soo hadi fifty alafu bado unapea muuzaji 1000 akupatie change
10. Kubuy beer ingine moja ukitegea fare ishuke hadi mbao!



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McReggae,pale Mombasa road.

I did this for many years hapo park place na kinangop. I regret that age of stupidity Pray
"Money never sleeps"
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Intelligentsia
#152 Posted : Saturday, January 18, 2014 12:51:09 PM
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Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.
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Rankaz13
#153 Posted : Saturday, January 18, 2014 4:31:08 PM
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Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
Intelligentsia wrote:
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.


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Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Swenani
#154 Posted : Thursday, February 06, 2014 2:29:42 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
"Women are so jealous,I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created"-KOT
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Impunity
#155 Posted : Thursday, February 06, 2014 3:44:48 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Rankaz13 wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.


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Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Swenani
#156 Posted : Thursday, April 03, 2014 3:40:40 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Keep your dreams alive by hitting the motherf***ing snooze button!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Angelica _ann
#157 Posted : Thursday, April 03, 2014 4:40:23 PM
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Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,935
Swenani wrote:
Keep your dreams alive by hitting the motherf***ing snooze button!

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Usiwache bibi amangemange atamagwa!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Euge
#158 Posted : Thursday, April 03, 2014 4:47:30 PM
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Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
Swenani wrote:
"Women are so jealous,I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created"-KOT

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Lord, thank you!
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washiku
#159 Posted : Thursday, April 03, 2014 5:34:48 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
"I think Makaburi was killed by poachers who crossed in from Voi National Park because alikuwa amemea pembe" Ole ndengu.
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Swenani
#160 Posted : Thursday, April 03, 2014 6:41:37 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
No, I didn't lose my mind; it got scared and ran away -Tycho and Muriel
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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