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mlefu		#1571 Posted : Monday, February 11, 2013 6:54:05 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/11/2007 Posts: 1,680 Location: nairobi		[quote=safariant]This is good... http://www.youtube.com/w...ture=endscreen&NR=1[/quote] .. .... ...... ........WHICH PART?
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washiku		#1572 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 12:31:26 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		LOL...... Eti Obako has saved the names of the presidential candidates on his cell as 1. Muite wa MAITHO 2.P.K Wa Boro ngamu 3. Dida kaguruki 4. Raila wa Tendawiri 5.Martha - wa Mugunda 6.Mudavadi makai momo 7.Uhuru wa maitho ichinga 8.Ole kiyiapi wa magego! A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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dunkang		#1573 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 12:47:37 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/2/2011 Posts: 4,824 Location: -1.2107, 36.8831		washiku wrote: LOL...... Eti Obako has saved the names of the presidential candidates on his cell as 1. Muite wa MAITHO 2.P.K Wa Boro ngamu 3. Dida kaguruki 4. Raila wa Tendawiri 5.Martha - wa Mugunda 6.Mudavadi makai momo 7.Uhuru wa maitho ichinga 8.Ole kiyiapi wa magego! Let me volunteer to translate, and i hope @Admin won't in any way victimize me for doing that: 1. Muite the 'macho/eyes' 2. P.K the Chewing Gum 3. Dida the mad man 4. Raila wa vitendawili 5. (I don't want to go to jail) 6. Mudavadi the hard cheeks 7. Uhuru the red hot eyes 8. Kiyapi the teeth guy Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi
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conos		#1574 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 8:58:59 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 4/30/2010 Posts: 241		after yesterdays debate my vote is likely JOK, hizo gaps haziwezi kula pesa ya umma. ukiona choo kwa ndoto usiingie, ni mtego!
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Annti_Christy		#1575 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 10:25:43 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/27/2012 Posts: 320		keraka wrote: Copy &Paste LETTER TO MY New BOYFRIEND! by Dol Phine on Saturday, February 9, 2013 at 4:35pm · Hi Boy, I am glad Ur ma boy...U'v brought sunshine in ma lyf,happiness,joy and comfort...I am sooo thankful I found You! However,there are a couple thngs I want to say here: .I have a reason AS TO WHY I am asking you for full details about Your Ex- galfriends and past relationshps. I dont care how many bitches you'v banged before,I DONT even care whether the number is higher than Jimnah Mbaru's certificates. I just want to know them ALL so that I can add them ALL to my "TO KILL LIST". I want to know them ALL so that I can know what kind of shit to expect and from Who. It doesnt matter how MANY they are. I am cool with that. I mean,I DONT have a problem with You. I have a problem with THEM! .I am a woman. Having a temper is as normal as your pre-mature ejaculations... Thats Me,A WOMAN. I can have over 62 tempers per minute. Deal with It. .I appreciate a phone call.Every now and then! Quit texting me like the IEBC! If I can remember right,the last time You called Me,Martha Karua was still the Minister for Justice! Hey,BE A MAN! Grab that phone and CALL ME! I am your girlfriend,NOT YOUR Aunt! .YOU SHOULD NEVER BE FRIENDS with ANY of your Ex-girlfriends! I should NEVER catch you helping her buy underwears in Kariokor! Have You ever seen RUTO in a CORD rally? A BREAK-UP is a BREAK-UP ,END OF STORY! .I LOVE COMPLIMENTS! When I buy a new dress,YOU SHOULD NOTICE! Its clearly written in the Female Constitution. And NOT just noticing,YOU should exclaim and tell me I look amazing! It doesnt matter whether I actually look like a robbery- with-violence survivor! According to You,I SHOULD LOOK AWESOME! .You should REMIND me am beautiful every DAY! Thats Not a request. Its Your Duty!!! .Kiss Me like a Queen! Stop kissing Me like you are administering First Aid to Me! Relax! Breath In,Breathe Out. Then gently,tilt tha head,get closer then kiss me like a Princess! You are DEALING with lips here,Not pizza! .Before you have me,Before You can do it to Me,Before we can have sex, I expect a thorough,arousing foreplay! You dont just jump on me and start humping me like a Rhino! You are dealing with a woman here,Not a crime suspect! Take Your time,hold me,touch me,tease Me,caress me...squeeze me...I have to get myself ready for action,SO STOP jumping into Me like a suicide bomber! .If You insist on working on my beautiful boobs,then do it like a pro! Not eating them up like Pokot hunger victims! Hey,RELAX! You are dealing with boobs here,Not a wedding buffet! .NO BITCH should text You past 10pm ! What does she want? Air ????? .I wont worry about the size f ua D ! BUT YOU better know what to do with that D! Am supposed to enjoy EVERY minute of the action! Be innovative,Be creative! Bang Me like a pornstar! Am supposed to be sweating and screaming and shaking! If am NOT doing that,GO HOME and watch Tahidi High! .I MUST NOT Orgasm. BUT I wil appreciate IF I DO! Also,Its a crime to cum soooo fast! Nigga please,TAKE YOUR TIME! Not unless you are handling stolen property! .I will put up with Your 'Boys'. Am ready to be friends with them too. BUT if they start behaving like assholes,THINGS WILL CHANGE! They are supposed to be human beings,so they should ACT like human beings! This is NOT Amboseli National Park! Tell Your Boys to behave!!!! .I know You love sex but AM SORRY, If AM NOT WILLING. AM NOT WILLING! I shouldnt just sit there and part my legs for you anytime,anywhere! Who are You?? A tampon??? Relax Nigga! Pussy aint going nowhere! .I love laughing . So,I'd appreciate funny stories and jokes frm You every now and then! Being boring is a CRIME! Hey,You are My Boyfriend,Not Cyrus Jirongo! .About Finances,I am Ok with you when You have ca$h and when you may NOT have. However,YOU DONT HAVE to be broke,Everyday,Every month,All Year! Otherwise,You might as well sell your wallet and buy a notebook~~~to be writting down Your problems! .I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. Thats Me,A WOMAN! I should start AND END every argument. And You are NOT supposed to TALK during the argument,You are supposed to SIT there,ADMIT your mistakes,AGREE with Me,NOD your head,FEEL sorry AND continue eating your cabbages! I call the shots here! I am a WOMAN! I have the PUSSY,So I make the Rules! If You also want to MAKE rules,join the Constitution Implementation Commission. Love, Girlfriend. @keraka, you are kiraka just like yourself. copy and paste are not funny. Light Bearer
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brav		#1576 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 5:51:54 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 745		#Stolen Presidential Debate? Julie : Why did THE CHICKEN cross the road?? DIDA: Its about time we started teaching Chicken the values of NOT crossing roads. Its better to stay on one side of the road than the other. Suppose it was knocked down by a speeding car! What would it have said? Thats the kind of Chicken that would vote for Waititu. KIYAPI: It depends with WHERE the chicken was going. Crossing the road is NOT the end of the story. I resigned from the Education Ministry to fight for therights of Everyone! Chickens included! If a chicken wants to cross the road,let it cross the road! Thats what my party RBK stands for! UHURU: The JUBILEE government will ensure a 24-hour Economy where a chicken will NOT have to cross ANY road in search for jobs.I will create jobs right where the chicken is standing...And the ONLY time a chicken leaves the work station,is maybe when its going to answer charges at the ICC. KENNETH: I was born in Bahati. We used to call it,"Bahaa....." ,I went to Starehe,where we used to each chicken every weekend. And am sorry,I think we ate that chicken too.Anyway,dont worry, My Government will create another chicken within the first 100 days... MUDAVADI: Did YOU mention a CHICKEN?? Julie Gichuru,did You JUST mention a chicken?? Wait,Is that chicken here??! Am sorry butI think we are NOT supposed to be discussing a chicken. We should be EATING it! KARUA: I believe in Integrity. I pushed so hard for that chicken to stay ON one side of the road. But the two principals failed to convince their troops to stop the chicken from crossing. The constitution is clear on the role ofchickens. And My government willNOT only bring back the chicken,Iwil also close down that road! RAILA: Chickens are just chickens.That is the kind of chicken that owns huge tracts of land on the other side of the road! As a chicken,I believe You should stay in one place! Not crossing roads every now and then! You cant lay eggs through Skype. MUITE: The Safina Government will get down to the bottom of the matter! You cannot convince Me,or any rational Kenyan,that that chicken was acting alone! NO! That chicken must have beensent by other chickens! You cannot tell me that other chickenswere NOT aware that that chicken was crossing the road! Ofcourse they were! And am NOT holding brief for that chicken,but My Government will investigate the matter and include more chickens in this whole 'Road-Crossing' Scandal! Julie collapses on Kaikai's thighs Kaikai gets an erection
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ChessMaster		#1577 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 5:54:33 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/23/2009 Posts: 1,626		brav wrote: #Stolen Presidential Debate? Julie : Why did THE CHICKEN cross the road?? DIDA: Its about time we started teaching Chicken the values of NOT crossing roads. Its better to stay on one side of the road than the other. Suppose it was knocked down by a speeding car! What would it have said? Thats the kind of Chicken that would vote for Waititu. KIYAPI: It depends with WHERE the chicken was going. Crossing the road is NOT the end of the story. I resigned from the Education Ministry to fight for therights of Everyone! Chickens included! If a chicken wants to cross the road,let it cross the road! Thats what my party RBK stands for! UHURU: The JUBILEE government will ensure a 24-hour Economy where a chicken will NOT have to cross ANY road in search for jobs.I will create jobs right where the chicken is standing...And the ONLY time a chicken leaves the work station,is maybe when its going to answer charges at the ICC. KENNETH: I was born in Bahati. We used to call it,"Bahaa....." ,I went to Starehe,where we used to each chicken every weekend. And am sorry,I think we ate that chicken too.Anyway,dont worry, My Government will create another chicken within the first 100 days... MUDAVADI: Did YOU mention a CHICKEN?? Julie Gichuru,did You JUST mention a chicken?? Wait,Is that chicken here??! Am sorry butI think we are NOT supposed to be discussing a chicken. We should be EATING it! KARUA: I believe in Integrity. I pushed so hard for that chicken to stay ON one side of the road. But the two principals failed to convince their troops to stop the chicken from crossing. The constitution is clear on the role ofchickens. And My government willNOT only bring back the chicken,Iwil also close down that road! RAILA: Chickens are just chickens.That is the kind of chicken that owns huge tracts of land on the other side of the road! As a chicken,I believe You should stay in one place! Not crossing roads every now and then! You cant lay eggs through Skype. MUITE: The Safina Government will get down to the bottom of the matter! You cannot convince Me,or any rational Kenyan,that that chicken was acting alone! NO! That chicken must have beensent by other chickens! You cannot tell me that other chickenswere NOT aware that that chicken was crossing the road! Ofcourse they were! And am NOT holding brief for that chicken,but My Government will investigate the matter and include more chickens in this whole 'Road-Crossing' Scandal! Julie collapses on Kaikai's thighs Kaikai gets an erection Uncertainty is certain.Let go
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dunkang		#1578 Posted : Tuesday, February 12, 2013 10:28:36 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/2/2011 Posts: 4,824 Location: -1.2107, 36.8831		#STOLEN Julie : Why did THE CHICKEN cross the road?? DIDA: Its about time we started teaching Chicken the values of NOT crossing roads. Its better to stay on one side of the road than the other. Suppose it was knocked down by a speeding car! What would it have said? Thats the kind of Chicken that would vote for Waititu. KIYAPI: It depends with WHERE the chicken was going. Crossing the road is NOT the end of the story. I resigned from the Education Ministry to fight for the rights of Everyone! Chickens included! If a chicken wants to cross the road,let it cross the road! Thats what my party RBK stands for! UHURU: The JUBILEE government will ensure a 24-hour Economy where a chicken will NOT have to cross ANY road in search for jobs. I will create jobs right where the chicken is standing...And the ONLY time a chicken leaves the work station,is maybe when its going to answer charges at the ICC. KENNETH: I was born in Bahati. We used to call it,"Bahaa....." ,I went to Starehe,where we used to eat chicken every weekend. And am sorry,I think we ate that chicken too.Anyway,dont worry, My Government will create another chicken within the first 100 days... MUDAVADI: Did YOU mention a CHICKEN?? Julie Gichuru,did You JUST mention a chicken?? Wait,Is that chicken here??! Am sorry but I think we are NOT supposed to be discussing a chicken. We should be EATING it! KARUA: I believe in Integrity. I pushed so hard for that chicken to stay ON one side of the road. But the two principals failed to convince their troops to stop the chicken from crossing. The constitution is clear on the role of chickens. And My government will NOT only bring back the chicken,I wil also close down that road! RAILA: Chickens are just chickens. That is the kind of chicken that owns huge tracts of land on the other side of the road! As a chicken,I believe You should stay in one place! Not crossing roads every now and then! You cant lay eggs through Skype. MUITE: The Safina Government will get down to the bottom of the matter! You cannot convince Me,or any rational Kenyan,that that chicken was acting alone! NO! That chicken must have been sent by other chickens! You cannot tell me that other chickens were NOT aware that that chicken was crossing the road! Of course they were! And am NOT holding brief for that chicken,but My Government will investigate the matter and include more chickens in this whole 'Road-Crossing' Scandal! Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi
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rock		#1579 Posted : Thursday, February 14, 2013 10:13:24 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/25/2009 Posts: 973		Borrowed: Its the beginning of lent so expect your kiuk landlord to come knocking at your door very soon. Call the coroner! #dead#
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panomaz		#1580 Posted : Thursday, February 14, 2013 11:32:41 AM
Rank: New-farer Joined: 8/18/2011 Posts: 85		Copy & Paste KCSE EXAM LEAKAGE!!! Forget about hizo zingine...! This is the mother of all KCSE exam leakages!!!! Hayaa twende....... calculate the speed of a poor guy to an Mpesa shop if he received money from a wrong number given that he hasn't paid his rent Bonoko-deh and Mbusi-deh have no CVs yet they're journalists. Discuss why U have a degree and still jobless calculate the momentum of a stone thrown by a Gor fan in relation to waititu's projectile principle If Wamalwa wins presidency, the head of the coin will no longer be flat. Explain Maths pp1...mwende is paid 5000 to tilt her mouth for an hr...calculate hw much kiraitu is paid which one of the followin is nt part of kenya?(rongai,kisimayu,ngamia one,Pwani) kiswahili paper 1: Kwenye picha ya Ole Kiyapi uliyopewa, jaza pengo." Which is wider the Gap between Kiyapis Teeth or the Gap between the rich and the poor? calculate the concentration of sugar in the 'utamu wa Yesu' song The road to heaven is narrow. Calculate the probability of a momo fitting on the path? Your Vitz has stalled. What is the probability that you're stuck on a chewing gum? using examples explain why luhyas cannot be employed at Kenchic Don't limit your challenges, but challenge your limits
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