hahahahaaaaa.....still laughing

another C&P

1. Marijuana is a drug but to Kikuyus, it also means 'They know each other'
2. The Hobbit is a movie but to the Kambas, it is a chewing gum
3. Federer is a tennis player but to Kikuyus, it also means Flag
4. Yana is a tyre brand but to Kambas its Yesterday.
5.Ukali means Harshness but to Luhyas is food {ugali}
6. Sota is being broke but to the Luhyas its a beverage
7. Do this is english but to kiuks it means many motobike {duth is}
8. Mascara is a make up but to Luhyas is cigarettes.
9. Paper is a writting material but to Kisiis its to carry {beba}
10. Parrot to Luhyas is not only a bird,but a thing that we will use on march 4th election {ballot}
11. Chuka may be a place in meru but in Nyeri it also means 'to alight'
12. Joyce is not only a female name to Kalenjins its an option {choise}

Hakuna haja ya kukanyaga mavi.

LMAO!
HOW WOMEN REACT .
Manzi: baby leo office kazi imekua mingi, imagine tumeongezewa over time ya 4 hrs. Leo ntafika home 12.am
Chali: aah you are serious ama you are just kidding?
Manzi: Aki ni ukweli.
Chali: sawa wacha ntatafta cab nkukujie.
Manzi:haina haja juu nta dropiwa apo home na yule workmate wangu.
Chali: Wah apo ni ngumu,but I trust
you..silali na watch movie nikiku
ngoja.
. . . . .
CHALI: baby leo office kazi imekua mingi, imagine tumeongezewa over time ya 4 hrs. Leo ntafika home 12.am
Manzi: ati whaaat?? Ati over time? My
fooot,
Si uwache kutafta reasons, saa hii
juu umelipwa end month, huku
huwezi patikana.
kazi ni kwenda tu klabu ukakule pesa
zako na malaya wako.
Enda ukajienjoy na hao malaya wako, ata ukitaka kulala uko lala, but hizo nguo zako uwaachie juu
sitazifua.
{Anaanza kulia}, kama nimekuchosha
sema, be a man face me uniambie, hakuna ­ haja ya madharau. .
Na ukae ukijua kwetu sikufukuzwa, unifanyie tu vile unataka, but God
anaona,.ni treat hivyo but kila kitu kina
mwisho. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this has made my evening!!!!