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brav
#1511 Posted : Wednesday, January 16, 2013 3:33:15 PM
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A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."


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harrydre
#1512 Posted : Wednesday, January 23, 2013 4:31:14 AM
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woe unto him if he sets foot in kisum LOL

i.am.back!!!!
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xyzee
#1513 Posted : Wednesday, January 23, 2013 7:16:46 AM
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harrydre wrote:
woe unto him if he sets foot in kisum LOL



He was nominated for which seat?
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harrydre
#1514 Posted : Wednesday, January 23, 2013 6:51:44 PM
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xyzee wrote:
harrydre wrote:
woe unto him if he sets foot in kisum LOL



He was nominated for which seat?


kanjura direct nomination kiamumbi gatundu north Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
i.am.back!!!!
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youcan'tstopusnow
#1515 Posted : Thursday, January 24, 2013 12:21:28 AM
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Location: Black Africa
brav wrote:
Quote:
A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."


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marex wrote:
Horbit is not just a movie. In Ukambani, it is also a chewing gum

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marex wrote:
Yaani Politics ziko kila mahali mpaka watoto wa shule za kiambu have refused to answer to vitendawilis

Hehee!
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brav
#1516 Posted : Thursday, January 24, 2013 11:53:45 AM
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Quote:


a=milk
b=eggs

get(a);
if b==true then
a=6;


Reminds me of programming class

milk=0; //return integer
eggs=false; //return true or false

if get(eggs)=true then
milk=1;
else
milk=6;
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MADE
#1517 Posted : Thursday, January 24, 2013 12:20:00 PM
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Waititu released the following statement after winning,
"eeeh,am veli happy to chida ticket ino. Mbalu was strong opponet rakini mimi ni baba yao,nikamchida, nashukulu watu wa Eastrado kwa foting for me, lace ni ngumu lakini ata huyo Kidelo tutamchida kwa main erection "thegiu"
Age is transforming me into an Elder;becoz Admin hasn't made me one.
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brav
#1518 Posted : Thursday, January 24, 2013 1:28:41 PM
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@Made
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Waititu released the following statement after winning,
"eeeh,am veli happy to chida ticket ino. Mbalu was strong opponet rakini mimi ni baba yao,nikamchida, nashukulu watu wa Eastrado kwa foting for me, lace ni ngumu lakini ata huyo Kidelo tutamchida kwa main erection "thegiu"


^^^^ wapi link?
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quicksand
#1519 Posted : Thursday, January 24, 2013 1:43:15 PM
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Location: Nairobi
brav wrote:
@Made
Quote:
Waititu released the following statement after winning,
"eeeh,am veli happy to chida ticket ino. Mbalu was strong opponet rakini mimi ni baba yao,nikamchida, nashukulu watu wa Eastrado kwa foting for me, lace ni ngumu lakini ata huyo Kidelo tutamchida kwa main erection "thegiu"


^^^^ wapi link?


Weeee ....huoni hii iko kwa Just For Laughs?
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chemos
#1520 Posted : Thursday, January 24, 2013 2:17:49 PM
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Joined: 11/28/2006
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A dog asks a cat: Why do u always hide when having sex ????????
Cat replies: You want people to steal my styles like they stole yours?, NEVER!!!!
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