Names

Habari yako Mr.Nyaga ( ostrich)

poa sana

Mr Mbogo (buffalo)

umeona

Njau ( calf)

apana nimeona

Ngari (leopard) akitoka kwa akina

Njogu(elephant) ambaye ameoa dadake Muruthi (lion) rafiki yake King'ang'i (crocodile) na

Ngige(beetle)... Ntwiga (Giraffe) amekusalimia.

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone.

Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

C & P from a US blog for Afghan


ivanani B. in Afghanistan writes:

good morning sir
this is shivanani from india i want to do job in your company please give one opportunity
i'm looking for computer hardware & networking
side if any vacancy please contact me
think you sir

Posted on Wed Sep 29, 2010

Anastacia K.M. in Afghanistan writes:

Iwould like to work in afganistan.

Posted on Tue Sep 28, 2010

Angaar in Pennsylvania writes:

hi i like to in kabul only logistics i hard work i did interpeter job the usmc in farah and suth helman i was so happy in my job i was walking ewray day 25 km i speek pashto farsi urdu and english thank you good luck ewray one

Posted on Mon Sep 27, 2010

Prabaharan in India writes:

i want any jop

Posted on Mon Sep 27, 2010

Santhosh R. in the United Arab Emirates writes:

i wanna job at eraq or afghan. i am ready to do any job ,i ahve 2 years experience of data rntry operator.

Posted on Sun Sep 26, 2010

Lia in Georgia writes:

i would like to fined the job in afganistan or othe bases of us

Posted on Sat Sep 25, 2010

Muammad W.K. in Pakistan writes:

I would like to work in afghanistan

CP
FURTHER TRAFFIC ACT AMENDMENTS:-

1. Probox overtaking a Range Rover Ksh. 500,000 or life imprisonment.
2. If your horn is hooting at a low volume Ksh. 100,000.
3. Driving under the influence of alcohol:-
a) Tusker - Ksh. 10,000
b) Pilsner, Summit, Guinness - Ksh. 30,000
c) Napoleon, Kane extra -Ksh.50,000
d) Kumi Kumi -life imprisonment.

3. Carrying a married woman with boda boda kama amekukamata kuku style - death by stoning.

4. Talking on the phone while driving -
a) Iphone - 10,000
b) Hidiot (Ideos) -50,000
c) Kabambe - unanyang'anywa gari unaachwa na simu.