Know your histtory man. Arent you from 120? It is a place where people scream yes but it's from pre-colonial Maasai raids on the village situated where the county assembly meets. And..before mzungu came, the current Kiambu county was not known as Kiambu it was known as Kabete. Kiambu was just a village but Kabete the region. Just like Rware for Nyeri and Metumi for Kirinyaga or Ndia for kirinyaga

I thought you are the 'contractor'! You should know your clients!

It's high time people considered the 'natural causes' clause in their will!

There are people who's will states that if they die of natural causes bla bla bla and if they don't die of natural causes bla bla bla.

Problem is if you are killed by UNhired thugs!

All in all, do a will a distribute your property [hata kama ni kidogo aje] and keep the details to yourself.

Correction!

Metumi = Murang'a.

Actually called "Metumi ndigi maguru", loosely translated as "seal or close legs with string".

Murang'a men who used to drink a lot, had the bottom of their trousers tied at the ankles with string before they entered a pub (bar). In case they drunk too much and downloaded (watery semi-solid) on themselves, they could carry the downloads with them away from the pub to their wives (very angry women!). This would make the men resort to drink moderately. It was actually the Murang'a barmaids who devised this method because they were tired of washing the downloads off the pub floors.