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QW25091985
#141 Posted : Thursday, February 16, 2012 7:33:00 AM
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YesuWangu
#142 Posted : Thursday, February 16, 2012 7:35:09 AM
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funniest thread I've read in a long while.


Roger that.

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nostoppingthis
#143 Posted : Thursday, February 16, 2012 9:32:38 AM
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famooz wrote:
Ukitoa IPO,usiseme umetoka nyeri!Brick wall Brick wall smile smile


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chemos
#144 Posted : Thursday, February 16, 2012 9:56:35 AM
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leona wrote:
chemos wrote:
leona wrote:
radio wrote:
TAZ wrote:
cmk wrote:
these poor souls from nyeri should take a familiarization tour of the neighbouring kirinyaga county and see how it is done..wakirinyaga ni wakali sana..


I think Kirinyaga women are probably the most hostile in this country, i don't think they'll even wait until you're drunk to attack you. MK is a very good example of what to expect....


Really? Another stereotype if you ask me. But @Leona can tell us if this is the case?

@Radio
It's not the whole of Kirinyaga.. Those from Gichugu in particular are known to be violent(both men and women btw) and the mamas don't take BS from anyone. And even those who aren't physically violent are very good at Verbal wars even in public



are u from gichugu??


why?smile



IPO...
gmimo
#145 Posted : Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:07:08 AM
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Surprisingly NTV and Citizen aired two more cases yesterday from Murang'a (Kandara) and Kiambu where a lawyer is being battered by the spouse... I think the society should examine the root course of the problem and stop making fun of the situation!!! This is a serious Societal decay


"....On Monday, Limuru Kanu secretary and parliamentary hopeful Kamau Mugo said men in the province are being battered by their spouses because of excessive drinking. He said battering of men in the region especially in Nyeri had not come as a surprise because women there are fed up with their men who are not productive any more because of drink...."


READ MORE
http://www.the-star.co.k...-stop-husband-battering

chemos
#146 Posted : Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:10:27 AM
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slickyoz wrote:
dossy7 wrote:
Kihangeri wrote:
QW25091985 wrote:
the woman beatin nyeri men sensless !



From all angles, this is not a woman. It is a man in a womans clothing.

Panga wielding woman worrior,she could be cast on Spartacus sn 2.

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wazuaguest
#147 Posted : Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:17:13 AM
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Good morning,
Demand 4 the Nyeri woman
closed at an all time low after
widespread
reports of husband batterings
which av featured in one of the
local
dailies...
Share experts advise that this is
the best time to buy...
Parents are considering waiving
dowry as an incentive 2 check
mass
cancellation of bookings...
In the meanwhile an unexpected
rush for new ID's has been
recorded in
other regions with Nyeri chicks
applying 4 change of place of
birth &
place of issue....
Many investors in the Nyeri
woman have expressed pessisim
about the
future of their portfolios. To
hedge against future loss they
have
increased their demand for the
less aggressive kaos counter. The
market
indices have hit the mpango wa
kando level buoyed by the
increased
investor concerns.
Happy hunting!
Africa belongs to Africans.
Cupcake
#148 Posted : Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:50:53 AM
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INSHA NYERI:

VILE MAMA ALIMKUNG'UTA BABA

Kwetu ni Nyeri!...Kwa hivyo mamangu ni Mnyeri..sasa tuanze insha…

Ilikuwa mnamo mwendo wa saa sita usiku wa manane turikuwa tumerara usingizi wa pono tukaasikia nduruu na mayowe kutoka kule bedruuumu ya Mama na baba. Mara ya kwanza turirenga, lakini kilicho tushangaza abadaan kataani ni vile ile nduluu ilikuwa ni ya mwanaume..Akili zangu zikarudi masaa kadhaa kabla Tulare turiwacha kukiwa na tensheni!!. Kwa takribani miaka tano imepita mama amekuwa akimtishia baba kwa kumwaambia “ Nomaaa wee ithe wa wahome rimwe ndikugutha wee!!” (Sikumoja wee baba wahome nitakuwekerea vita) Nduluu ya baba iliendelea kuongezeka, na naskia mama akimwaambia “ Umuthi ngukuonia nganga mbute kana nguku njine” (Leo nitakuonyesha kanga iMengorewo manyoya). Turikuwa tumekatazwa kufika kule chumba cha wazazi cha kurara hata nini ifanyike!!..kwa hivyo hatukuwa na mbundi wara kafara ila kutazama tu na maskio!!.Niliskia baba akimsihi mama..” wooooi ma wa wahome tiga kujita njohera 2” (mama wahome wooooi wacha kuninyonga wooooi nisamehe”. Mama hakuwa anampa nafasi alikuwa akimkung’uta kung’uta!! Kama umbwa ameacha kinyesi sebuleni. Hayawi hayawi mwishowe huwa!! Turiamini pale mama aripotoka na kwenda stooo yetu na Kuwaacha amemwambia baba “Ndiroka gukuraga wee!! Hoya ria muisho”(Omba sara ya mwisho nakunja kufukuza uhai ndani yako”..hapo hata sisi turiamuka tuoone vile utafukuzwa tukaanza kushungria kwa tumianya twa ile bedruuumu. Mangai! musitake njua mama arirudi na panga!! Wolololo! Alimuwekere baba akiwa kirandani..kataaap! baba alinyongoroka juu ya kitanda akipiga nduluuu mingi ire sijawai kusikia akisema “ Wuuuuuiii, majirani..uyu niekunjuraga ukai!! Njohera wa Wahome..Kabra majirani wafike baba alikuwa amekura panga kama Kumi.!! Ungethani mama anakatakata kuni ama migomba ya ndizi..Majiranini warikuja na kumuokoa baba kutoka kwa shujaa mamangu ambaye arikuwa ameamua kufukuza uhai ndani ya baba!! Majirani warimshika mama.. na wengine wakaita gari halakahalaka iliyo na mbaraka,, kumpereka baba hospitari..Mama naye akaperekwa kwa shifo, Siku iliyofuatia saa nane tirienda kumuona baba yetu hospitari..turighathimbika tititi kumuona alivyokaa!! Arikuwa ameshona anakaa kitenge!! Daktari akatuuuliza “Huyu ni baba yenyu?” Tukasema hatuna uhakika..!Alikuwa hatamburiki si nywele wala sikio..!! sasa kiricho tushangaza for for for ni vile baba aritokea kwa runinga jioni akisema..”Hata sio mara ya kwaja amenipiga…naomba serikari iiingirie kati kwa sabambu hii si kama vita ni kama ya kifo!!,, amanikata kata kama mboga akiniwekerea mapanga” !!..hapo ndipo tukaamini msemo uliosemwo na chambilesho wahenga asiyefunzwa na mamaye hufunzwa na bibiye!!.”msemo na wahenga wa nyeri.
Magigi
#149 Posted : Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:55:04 AM
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wazuaguest wrote:
Good morning,
Demand 4 the Nyeri woman closed at an all time low after widespread reports of husband batterings which av featured in one of the local dailies... Share experts advise that this is the best time to buy...Parents are considering waiving dowry as an incentive 2 check mass cancellation of bookings... In the meanwhile an unexpected rush for new ID's has been recorded in other regions with Nyeri chicks applying 4 change of place of birth & place of issue.... Many investors in the Nyeri woman have expressed pessisim about the future of their portfolios. To hedge against future loss they have increased their demand for the less aggressive kaos counter. The market indices have hit the mpango wa kando level buoyed by the increased investor concerns. Happy hunting!


...BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!....Wakati wa mafisi ni sasa!!!
radio
#150 Posted : Thursday, February 16, 2012 3:45:47 PM
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Posts: 2,003
Spotted on Val's day in Nyeri...
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