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panomaz
#1461 Posted : Thursday, November 01, 2012 7:30:55 PM
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hoodrat wrote:
Overheard actual conversation in a matatu
Conductor: Lipa fare madam
Madam :( Produces a ksh.1, 000 note)
Conductor: Eish hauna pesa ndogo fare ni mbao tu?
Madam: Sina pesa ndogo mimi ni mwalimu

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Don't limit your challenges, but challenge your limits
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rock
#1462 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 10:17:59 AM
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qooler
#1463 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2012 2:40:27 PM
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radio
#1464 Posted : Friday, November 09, 2012 9:21:44 AM
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conos
#1465 Posted : Saturday, November 10, 2012 11:12:18 AM
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Brick wall Brick wall
Ugly Truth:

In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's 7:45

But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
& It's Still 9:31
Brick wall


ukiona choo kwa ndoto usiingie, ni mtego!
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FRM2011
#1466 Posted : Saturday, November 10, 2012 1:50:12 PM
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This one is coming three days late but it made me laugh all the same.

One day to election night in the usa;

Mitt romney to his wife ; "Honey by this time tommorrow, you will be sleeping with the president of the USA."

a day after the elections; Mrs. Romney asks husband;

"Honey, is Barrack coming over or i have to go to whitehouse?"
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rock
#1467 Posted : Saturday, November 10, 2012 2:35:11 PM
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FRM2011 wrote:
This one is coming three days late but it made me laugh all the same.

One day to election night in the usa;

Mitt romney to his wife ; "Honey by this time tommorrow, you will be sleeping with the president of the USA."

a day after the elections; Mrs. Romney asks husband;

"Honey, is Barrack coming over or i have to go to whitehouse?"

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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harrydre
#1468 Posted : Saturday, November 10, 2012 4:19:23 PM
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Location: Kanjo
i.am.back!!!!
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panomaz
#1469 Posted : Monday, November 12, 2012 6:50:16 PM
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Available in a Variety of colours.. Place your order now.smile

Don't limit your challenges, but challenge your limits
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McReggae
#1470 Posted : Tuesday, November 13, 2012 2:34:10 PM
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Location: Nairobi
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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