Reporter: Briefly tell us what happend here at Machakos country bus.

Mutunga: kusema okweli siyawai sikia mulivuko kama usu! nilikua ninakunda kasota vaya kwa ile kivanda ya kokokola nikingoyea ile mbasi ya kule kwetu inaitangwa katethya usu. Nakwambia vunda si vunde, kuvumba na kuvumbua, vulombox ya white ilikua na ioo ndinted ikalucha kivulusi ambacho nilisuku ni manguluneti ya mbomu, kwasavavu vile ililusya, ata siyui niseme aye!

nilisikia Tua… Tua… Tuaaaaa! kusitukia nilikuta kwa ngunia ya makovisi huku kwa ngeiti ya muthulwa…! kuangalia kwa mkono,asiisi…! Supa ya sota hakuna…! Siyui nitaambia mwenye nduka aye.! Kwa sambambu aliachwa na ndivositi yangu na supa yake imelivuliwa na io mulivuko…tavathali naomba silikali ituangalie tukombenzeitiwe…asandeni..ni mimi wenyu Mutunga.


- too funny!

c+p

Josiah Mwangi was sitting outside his home after a divorce. He noticed a crate with beer bottles close by.
He took an empty bottle, smashed it on the wall and said "You are the reason I lost my wife."

He then smashed the second bottle saying, "You are the reason why I lost my children."

Smashed the third bottle, "You are the reason why I lost my job!"

Noticing that the fourth bottle was still full of beer, he said, "Stand aside my friend, you were not involved."

And the burial for the wife was held the following week

c & p

..when Kemboi was asked what he thinks about Racism,this is what he had to say; Kemboi: eeeeeeh tenk you for asging. My father is a racist, my mother is a racist, my brother and sister, we are all racists. Tugo na mbio sana !!!!