c& p

JIBURUDISHENI

just for laughs

EVER WONDERED WATS IN A
CHIQ'S OR DUDE'S CELLPHONE
INBOX? WELL CHECK OUT THE
DIFFERENCE!!!

CHIQ'S INBOX:

I love u... (Moha)
Hi babez...(Paul)
MPESA CONFIRMED YOU HAVE
RECEIVED SH 2500 FROM JACK...
Cn I tek u out 2nyt... (Sam)
Switest drimz hun... (Raph)
'Sup swirie... (Jay)
MPESA CONFIRMED YOU HAVE
RECEIVED KSH1000 FROM Mike .
New bal 1250...
Mwaah... (Anto)
Guess what Pam amewachwa na chali yake(Terry)
Hebu nipigie nikupe 411 ya yule Jamaa wa subaru ( Amina)

DUDE'S INBOX:

Safaricom: You have insufficient
funds. Please top up...
We malaya wapi pesa yangu...
(Kawira)
Safaricom: Ksh 50 has been
deducted to repay your okoa
jahazi...
Punda ii lipa rent... (Agent)
Safaricom: Your daily internet
renewal has failed due to
insufficient funds. Please top up...
I missed ma periods. I think am
pregnant... (Caro)
Please call me, thank you...
(Marto)
Nyoka ii ulipeleka wapi funguo za
store(Derick-bro)
Haki Wewe ni muongo.. si jana nilikungoja..(shukia)
Hi baby.. Haki niokolee.. gas yangu imekatika... Pliiiiiiz..(Nimo)
Sap.. any chance I left my phone charger, spag top n clutch bag in ya place? ( Wendy)
Dude.. this bash is kicking like van dame.. warembo nao... Kuja (karis)
I swear ile viceroy ya jana ilikuwa fake... Hi kichwa nikaa si yangu (BrayooRE

C& P

Maneno Mapya Kutokana Na Jina 'Miguna'

1. Tendo la kumsaliti aliyekuwa mwajiri wako- KUGUNA
2. Kumsaliti aliyekuwa mwajiri wako bila kukoma- KUGUNA-GUNA
3. Kumfanya mtu amgune mwenziwe- KUGUNISHA
4. Maneno anayosema anayeguna- UGUNI
5. Mtu anayeguna kidogo tu- MIGUNA
6. Mtu anayeguna kila wakati- MIGUNA MIGUNA.
7. Kuhisi kusalitiwa AMA Kutendewa matendo kama ya rao - UGUNWA kwa wingi KUGUNWA
8. Kufanyizwa matendo ya kusalitiwa - KUGUNIZWA
9. Mtu anaye tendewa kitendo cha kugunwa - MGUNWA

Imagine if there was TPF for established musicians:

JUDGE IAN:"Nameless you have been
evicted."
NAMELESS: Sawa, Evict hata wahu, unataka mi niende ye abaki kwani una nia gani?..Tumiso we are coming home."
JUDGE IAN:"Daddy owen ,evicted!!"
DADDY OWEN:"Mbona mbona mbona.....MBONA!!"
JUDGE IAN:"DNA why did u choose 2 perform that song? Did u really
practise? U were pathetic!"
DNA:"Una maswali mengi,kwani we ni
polisi?"
JUDGE IAN:"Must u sing while shaking
those strings on ur head!...PROBATION!"
JULIANI:"..Hii inaitangwa Exponential Potential Mzeiya, Chanux!!
JUDGE IAN:"Jaguar evicted!"
JAGUAR: Si ulikuwa umesema my performance was the best? Nilijua we ni kigeugeu..hutaki nivuke boda! Nkt"
JUDGE IAN: Boby Mapesa, That is not singing, U were Screaming
BOBBY: Si song inaitwa pigeni nduru ni kama stima zimekam? Song yenyewe ni nduru jo!
JUDGE IAN: Rabbit, That was the worst perfomance of the evening!
RABBIT: Ian we ni mtu hivi hivi...na staki kukuona!!
JUDGE IAN: Wahu, If Mariah Carey had listened to you do her song that way, she wouldn't be proud of u
WAHU: Wareva, U STILL A LIAR!!!

Hata kama ni patience!!!