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EBOLA Virus
Muriel
#121 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 1:13:36 PM
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symbols wrote:
Muriel wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Muriel wrote:



You, my brother, presumably as a African, are always afraid. Now that we have progressed (finally!) to "high risk", you need consider the following:
1. Stock up on hand sanitizers! (With moisturizer and vitamin E)
2. Then install jik water on your premises.
3. Then get with the program.


Laugh
Laugh
Laugh

Laughter indeed is the best medicine. Just might work against E-baller!


these are not for you... these are for people in 'affected countries' and those countries don't even include naija!


Ah! Yes, slipped my mind.

Symbols, just have no fear. You will be fine. We will all be fine.

Thank you, Masukuma.


If we consider poverty,it may be the only option for some.


Mnyong'e hana haki.
masukuma
#122 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 3:24:08 PM
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Location: Nairobi

sad but true!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
masukuma
#123 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 3:38:29 PM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
Muriel wrote:
symbols wrote:
Muriel wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Muriel wrote:



You, my brother, presumably as a African, are always afraid. Now that we have progressed (finally!) to "high risk", you need consider the following:
1. Stock up on hand sanitizers! (With moisturizer and vitamin E)
2. Then install jik water on your premises.
3. Then get with the program.


Laugh
Laugh
Laugh

Laughter indeed is the best medicine. Just might work against E-baller!


these are not for you... these are for people in 'affected countries' and those countries don't even include naija!


Ah! Yes, slipped my mind.

Symbols, just have no fear. You will be fine. We will all be fine.

Thank you, Masukuma.


If we consider poverty,it may be the only option for some.


Mnyong'e hana haki.

perhaps we need to discuss the mnyonge ni nani hapa! ni myonge wa kenya ambaye has no contact with anything related to any of those 3 west african countries or ni mnyonge wa west africa ambaye ako na shida?
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
masukuma
#124 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 3:56:25 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Isata, 22 months, youngest patient 2 recover from Ebola & be discharged in Kailahun SierraLeone


this just warmed my heart!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Weedic
#125 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 3:58:12 PM
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Location: Nairobi aka Nairobary
The Ebola crisis has been handled in a juakali way members of parliament should ask the Health ministry to carryout a risk analysis on the likelihood of an out break occurring and from this report ask all relevant sectors involved with immigration and transport to take into consideration the measure to avert an Ebola outbreak in the country. It time we as a country stopped making roadside decrees and shout out loud in the media without making meaningful contribution to the events, issues , crisis or on goings affecting the country as a whole. Lets not be peni mbili politicians as usual lets have mature and dependable debts on issues affecting us so as to have decisive concrete solutions to our problems.
Weedic (Y)
Rankaz13
#126 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 9:59:21 PM
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Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
A funny explanation of what Ebola is!!

Quote:
So while the virus is having all the fun bombing your body, your white blood cells, the defence forces of your body whose responsibility is protecting your body, are not aware of the terror activities happening. While this heinous virus is busy throwing grenades at, shooting and stabbing the other cells in your body, the white blood cells are just chilling out, watching some football, drinking copious amounts of beer, smoking sheesha, and having sex with platelets, unaware of what's happening.
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
symbols
#127 Posted : Friday, August 15, 2014 7:07:12 AM
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Muriel
#128 Posted : Friday, August 15, 2014 8:11:41 AM
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Joined: 11/19/2009
Posts: 3,142
masukuma wrote:
Muriel wrote:
symbols wrote:
Muriel wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Muriel wrote:



You, my brother, presumably as a African, are always afraid. Now that we have progressed (finally!) to "high risk", you need consider the following:
1. Stock up on hand sanitizers! (With moisturizer and vitamin E)
2. Then install jik water on your premises.
3. Then get with the program.


Laugh
Laugh
Laugh

Laughter indeed is the best medicine. Just might work against E-baller!


these are not for you... these are for people in 'affected countries' and those countries don't even include naija!


Ah! Yes, slipped my mind.

Symbols, just have no fear. You will be fine. We will all be fine.

Thank you, Masukuma.


If we consider poverty,it may be the only option for some.


Mnyong'e hana haki.

perhaps we need to discuss the mnyonge ni nani hapa! ni myonge wa kenya ambaye has no contact with anything related to any of those 3 west african countries or ni mnyonge wa west africa ambaye ako na shida?


Mnyonge wa hapa Kenya, who only hears about countries far away.

Handling Ebola Casually
Muriel
#129 Posted : Friday, August 15, 2014 8:16:22 AM
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Joined: 11/19/2009
Posts: 3,142



symbols wrote:
The One Question About Ebola That Nobody Can Seem To Answer

How in the world is it possible that more than 170 health workers have been infected by the Ebola virus?

Barriers to rapid containment of the Ebola outbreak



Whoever relies only on official reports is doing poorly.
symbols
#130 Posted : Friday, August 15, 2014 8:26:23 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/19/2013
Posts: 2,552
Muriel wrote:



symbols wrote:
The One Question About Ebola That Nobody Can Seem To Answer

How in the world is it possible that more than 170 health workers have been infected by the Ebola virus?

Barriers to rapid containment of the Ebola outbreak



Whoever relies only on official reports is doing poorly.


...authority as truth
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