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Rankaz13 wrote:Swenani wrote:@Chepkel how do you tell that a man is a virgin?
Uhm, not sure if it's true or just an old wives' tale but they say that a virgin man, while standing up and without an erection, while urinating and without supporting the landing gear with his arms, should be able to direct his urine stream huko mbele (yaani straight ahead or something like that). So, kama yako inaanguka hapo kwa miguu pole, umeanguka mtihani.  Most lady's don't like Virgin men. Ladies look up for guidance esp if they themselves are raw and chewpid.Curiosity they have, but they need a man who knows his way around stuff. So if she finds a guy who can't diff btwn entries and exists she will lable him pretty dumb and move on. Ni hayo tu
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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kysse wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:Swenani wrote:@Chepkel how do you tell that a man is a virgin?
Uhm, not sure if it's true or just an old wives' tale but they say that a virgin man, while standing up and without an erection, while urinating and without supporting the landing gear with his arms, should be able to direct his urine stream huko mbele (yaani straight ahead or something like that). So, kama yako inaanguka hapo kwa miguu pole, umeanguka mtihani. Most lady's don't like Virgin men. Ladies look up for guidance esp if they themselves are raw and chewpid.Curiosity they have, but they need a man who knows his way around stuff. So if she finds a guy who can't diff btwn entries and exists she will lable him pretty dumb and move on. Ni hayo tu I also prefer ladies with some experience, they are more enjoyable. i.e those who know how to MC, tingishia vituz for you, even kupiga nduru etc. Like in all other activities, people get better on landing matters with experience.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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kysse wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:Swenani wrote:@Chepkel how do you tell that a man is a virgin?
Uhm, not sure if it's true or just an old wives' tale but they say that a virgin man, while standing up and without an erection, while urinating and without supporting the landing gear with his arms, should be able to direct his urine stream huko mbele (yaani straight ahead or something like that). So, kama yako inaanguka hapo kwa miguu pole, umeanguka mtihani. Most lady's don't like Virgin men. Ladies look up for guidance esp if they themselves are raw and chewpid.Curiosity they have, but they need a man who knows his way around stuff. So if she finds a guy who can't diff btwn entries and exists she will lable him pretty dumb and move on. Ni hayo tu @Rankaz, Babu wangu aliniambia ya kwamba you can tell the sexual life of a man by how far he pee's.If the pee doesn't make a curve your days of landing are numbered or are zero. He also told me that a landing gear should be shaped like a banana kama yako inakaa candle iko shida.Thats why for some people who were circumcised traditional we spend the whole 30 days holding and moulding our landing gear so as to have a certain shape. @Kyssee  If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,333 Location: Masada
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AlphDoti wrote:Mukiri wrote:Swenani wrote:Mukiri wrote:Si ni sleeping with a woman you are not married to? Ama? CONSENSUAL sexual intercourse between unmarried man and woman.Do you know that marriage is a creation of society and not religion? In the bible most men used to take wives and not marry wives, polygamy was allowed, there were no weddings which to you I presume is a measure for marriage. If I consistently sleep with a woman and Iit's public knowledge; that's is no longer fornication 1 Cor 7:2 (and maybe to 5) Hebrews 13:4. Your take is nullified in John 4. Remember that woman? @mukiri you seem to know much about fornication. You were marketing s*x toys one time here in Wazua, please tell us what the scripture says about self-pleasing using them. Tafadhali @mukiri ashakiri aliwacha hiyo tabia kitaaaambo sana.  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,333 Location: Masada
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kysse wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:Swenani wrote:@Chepkel how do you tell that a man is a virgin?
Uhm, not sure if it's true or just an old wives' tale but they say that a virgin man, while standing up and without an erection, while urinating and without supporting the landing gear with his arms, should be able to direct his urine stream huko mbele (yaani straight ahead or something like that). So, kama yako inaanguka hapo kwa miguu pole, umeanguka mtihani. Most lady's don't like Virgin men. Ladies look up for guidance esp if they themselves are raw and chewpid.Curiosity they have, but they need a man who knows his way around stuff. So if she finds a guy who can't diff btwn entries and exists she will lable him pretty dumb and move on. Ni hayo tu Nakubali na wewe 101%  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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kysse wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:Swenani wrote:@Chepkel how do you tell that a man is a virgin?
Uhm, not sure if it's true or just an old wives' tale but they say that a virgin man, while standing up and without an erection, while urinating and without supporting the landing gear with his arms, should be able to direct his urine stream huko mbele (yaani straight ahead or something like that). So, kama yako inaanguka hapo kwa miguu pole, umeanguka mtihani. Most lady's don't like Virgin men. Ladies look up for guidance esp if they themselves are raw and chewpid.Curiosity they have, but they need a man who knows his way around stuff. So if she finds a guy who can't diff btwn entries and exists she will lable him pretty dumb and move on. Ni hayo tu I couldnt agree more. This is usually a clumsy affair with the virgin man checking if he peed on the bed after he is over and saying he felt something funny. Others its stuffing it in. Bure kabisa virginman. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Bigchick wrote:kysse wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:Swenani wrote:@Chepkel how do you tell that a man is a virgin?
Uhm, not sure if it's true or just an old wives' tale but they say that a virgin man, while standing up and without an erection, while urinating and without supporting the landing gear with his arms, should be able to direct his urine stream huko mbele (yaani straight ahead or something like that). So, kama yako inaanguka hapo kwa miguu pole, umeanguka mtihani. Most lady's don't like Virgin men. Ladies look up for guidance esp if they themselves are raw and chewpid.Curiosity they have, but they need a man who knows his way around stuff. So if she finds a guy who can't diff btwn entries and exists she will lable him pretty dumb and move on. Ni hayo tu I couldnt agree more. This is usually a clumsy affair with the virgin man checking if he peed on the bed after he is over and saying he felt something funny. Others its stuffing it in. Bure kabisa virginman. Experience kibao hapa!!£ ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,333 Location: Masada
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McReggae wrote:Bigchick wrote:kysse wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:Swenani wrote:@Chepkel how do you tell that a man is a virgin?
Uhm, not sure if it's true or just an old wives' tale but they say that a virgin man, while standing up and without an erection, while urinating and without supporting the landing gear with his arms, should be able to direct his urine stream huko mbele (yaani straight ahead or something like that). So, kama yako inaanguka hapo kwa miguu pole, umeanguka mtihani. Most lady's don't like Virgin men. Ladies look up for guidance esp if they themselves are raw and chewpid.Curiosity they have, but they need a man who knows his way around stuff. So if she finds a guy who can't diff btwn entries and exists she will lable him pretty dumb and move on. Ni hayo tu I couldnt agree more. This is usually a clumsy affair with the virgin man checking if he peed on the bed after he is over and saying he felt something funny. Others its stuffing it in. Bure kabisa virginman. Experience kibao hapa!!£ Sisemi kitu mimi!!! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/4/2008 Posts: 2,849 Location: Rupi
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Bigchick wrote:kysse wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:Swenani wrote:@Chepkel how do you tell that a man is a virgin?
Uhm, not sure if it's true or just an old wives' tale but they say that a virgin man, while standing up and without an erection, while urinating and without supporting the landing gear with his arms, should be able to direct his urine stream huko mbele (yaani straight ahead or something like that). So, kama yako inaanguka hapo kwa miguu pole, umeanguka mtihani. Most lady's don't like Virgin men. Ladies look up for guidance esp if they themselves are raw and chewpid.Curiosity they have, but they need a man who knows his way around stuff. So if she finds a guy who can't diff btwn entries and exists she will lable him pretty dumb and move on. Ni hayo tu I couldnt agree more. This is usually a clumsy affair with the virgin man checking if he peed on the bed after he is over and saying he felt something funny. Others its stuffing it in. Bure kabisa virginman. Naomba kucheka Lord, thank you!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,333 Location: Masada
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Euge wrote:Bigchick wrote:kysse wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:Swenani wrote:@Chepkel how do you tell that a man is a virgin?
Uhm, not sure if it's true or just an old wives' tale but they say that a virgin man, while standing up and without an erection, while urinating and without supporting the landing gear with his arms, should be able to direct his urine stream huko mbele (yaani straight ahead or something like that). So, kama yako inaanguka hapo kwa miguu pole, umeanguka mtihani. Most lady's don't like Virgin men. Ladies look up for guidance esp if they themselves are raw and chewpid.Curiosity they have, but they need a man who knows his way around stuff. So if she finds a guy who can't diff btwn entries and exists she will lable him pretty dumb and move on. Ni hayo tu I couldnt agree more. This is usually a clumsy affair with the virgin man checking if he peed on the bed after he is over and saying he felt something funny. Others its stuffing it in. Bure kabisa virginman. Naomba kucheka Kukuja ya kwanja. Portfolio: Sold
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