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Meduza
#121 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 3:12:57 PM
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Location: Nairobi
mawinder wrote:
in brussels the temperatures are lower than nairobi but we shower


be happy your electricity provider is not Kenya Paraffin & Lantern Candles Limited
You cant win, unless you first begin....
kysse
#122 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 3:18:07 PM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
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Impunity
U open the pores and close them again...no use; thats why I apply soap as an after-shower lotion, quite soothening.

CAVEAT: As long as it daen't rain on you!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@Mawinder.Eti you are where? Bungoma or Brussels?
Mukiri
#123 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 3:25:35 PM
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Posts: 5,222
Its only 20th June, last years cold season extended to end of August.. chida!

Plant trees, conserve the environment. You'd be doing yourself a favor.

Proverbs 19:21
Magigi
#124 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 3:37:41 PM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Meduza wrote:
mawinder wrote:
in brussels the temperatures are lower than nairobi but we shower

be happy your electricity provider is not Kenya Paraffin & Lantern Candles Limited

....ahahahaha...That is one disadvantage of revealing yourself during a wazua mbuzi...You cant lie as effectively s would if your identity remained unknown... But that was a nice talk you gave during the mbuzi..."How to handle difficult tenants!!!"Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
kysse
#125 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 3:47:00 PM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
Effects of cold weather

1.Old people's deaths-shindwe.
2.Carbonmonoxide poisoning on increase.
3.Spread of HIV and other STI'S because of increased reckless sexual behavior to wade off cold.
4.Unwanted pregnancies as result of the same.
5.Excessive 'Kuhea Mbara'- proper kyuk can correct spelling-means kuota moto ya kuni in shags till your epidermis develops burn marks.
6.Increase in food budget.Cold weather makes people eat all the time esp tea/coffee/porridge.
7. For the married,it a season in which couples stick to each other like glue-Hubby will be home Ngoyoyo time.
8.Repeat of clothes.To be honest some people think that they do not sweat and will keep repeating clothes over and over.
9.Excessive peeing.
10. Reduced downloads.-More calories get burned to generate heat leaving nothing to download.

Meduza
#126 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 4:22:53 PM
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Joined: 2/7/2013
Posts: 447
Location: Nairobi
Impunity wrote:
Meduza wrote:
Impunity wrote:
ralp_mutu wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Oga bana, wengine wetu do it at least twice daily!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Showering open up the pores on the skin surface,can wiping using a wet-warm towel do the same?
I will do a book on this if we can prove it...and then save the world alot of water and painful showers.
d'oh!


We(women) usually use cleanser na cotton wool to clean our face, and it removes the dirt and opens pores, then you use toner to close the pore..so use same technology...and you are good to go....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


U open the pores and close them again...no use; thats why I apply soap as an after-shower lotion, quite soothening.

CAVEAT: As long as it daen't rain on you!
Pray

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly procedures...
You cant win, unless you first begin....
Impunity
#127 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 4:29:43 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
kysse wrote:
Effects of cold weather

1.Old people's deaths-shindwe.
2.Carbonmonoxide poisoning on increase.
3.Spread of HIV and other STI'S because of increased reckless sexual behavior to wade off cold.
4.Unwanted pregnancies as result of the same.
5.Excessive 'Kuhea Mbara'- proper kyuk can correct spelling-means kuota moto ya kuni in shags till your epidermis develops burn marks.
6.Increase in food budget.Cold weather makes people eat all the time esp tea/coffee/porridge.
7. For the married,it a season in which couples stick to each other like glue-Hubby will be home Ngoyoyo time.
8.Repeat of clothes.To be honest some people think that they do not sweat and will keep repeating clothes over and over.
9.Excessive peeing.
10. Reduced downloads.-More calories get burned to generate heat leaving nothing to download.



Hapo namba kumi sidhani ni true...
Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#128 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 4:36:48 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Meduza wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Meduza wrote:
Impunity wrote:
ralp_mutu wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Oga bana, wengine wetu do it at least twice daily!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Showering open up the pores on the skin surface,can wiping using a wet-warm towel do the same?
I will do a book on this if we can prove it...and then save the world alot of water and painful showers.
d'oh!


We(women) usually use cleanser na cotton wool to clean our face, and it removes the dirt and opens pores, then you use toner to close the pore..so use same technology...and you are good to go....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


U open the pores and close them again...no use; thats why I apply soap as an after-shower lotion, quite soothening.

CAVEAT: As long as it daen't rain on you!
Pray

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly procedures...


You use the original Toyo ya kipande (the so called sabuni ya miteh Laughing out loudly !!!).
You wet your hands with a lil' water or saliva or makojoa in worst cases.
Rub the kipande on your palms until it foams.
Apply the foam on your butt,face,limbs and even nyeti.
Sugua-sugua until the form dries up on your body.
Never apply the form on a thicketted airport/or pine forest, it will over foam and call for a repeat shower.
Bask in the open for the "lotion" to sink in.
View your face in the mirror to fix up dry patches that were missed.
Avoid rain drops.
Avoid crying
Avoid laughing till you tear-drops.
You are good to go.

smile smile smile
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Mukiri
#129 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 4:52:46 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
Impunity wrote:
kysse wrote:
Effects of cold weather

1.Old people's deaths-shindwe.
2.Carbonmonoxide poisoning on increase.
3.Spread of HIV and other STI'S because of increased reckless sexual behavior to wade off cold.
4.Unwanted pregnancies as result of the same.
5.Excessive 'Kuhea Mbara'- proper kyuk can correct spelling-means kuota moto ya kuni in shags till your epidermis develops burn marks.
6.Increase in food budget.Cold weather makes people eat all the time esp tea/coffee/porridge.
7. For the married,it a season in which couples stick to each other like glue-Hubby will be home Ngoyoyo time.
8.Repeat of clothes.To be honest some people think that they do not sweat and will keep repeating clothes over and over.
9.Excessive peeing.
10. Reduced downloads.-More calories get burned to generate heat leaving nothing to download.



Hapo namba kumi sidhani ni true...
Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Where is a scientist?

Proverbs 19:21
Meduza
#130 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 4:59:49 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 2/7/2013
Posts: 447
Location: Nairobi
Mukiri wrote:
Impunity wrote:
kysse wrote:
Effects of cold weather

1.Old people's deaths-shindwe.
2.Carbonmonoxide poisoning on increase.
3.Spread of HIV and other STI'S because of increased reckless sexual behavior to wade off cold.
4.Unwanted pregnancies as result of the same.
5.Excessive 'Kuhea Mbara'- proper kyuk can correct spelling-means kuota moto ya kuni in shags till your epidermis develops burn marks.
6.Increase in food budget.Cold weather makes people eat all the time esp tea/coffee/porridge.
7. For the married,it a season in which couples stick to each other like glue-Hubby will be home Ngoyoyo time.
8.Repeat of clothes.To be honest some people think that they do not sweat and will keep repeating clothes over and over.
9.Excessive peeing.
10. Reduced downloads.-More calories get burned to generate heat leaving nothing to download.



Hapo namba kumi sidhani ni true...
Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Where is a scientist?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
You cant win, unless you first begin....
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