T-Bag wrote:Swenani you are welcome, we are an equal opportunity employer.
Required Education & Experience:
• Bachelor’s Degree Financial Engineering.
• CFA designation strongly preferred.
• MBA desired.
• Extensive experience in preparing cash forecasts and cash flow analyses.
• Experience in the preparation of financial schedules and KRA filings including some disclosures.
• Experience in building complex financial models to evaluate various financial plans.
• Experience in presenting and preparing proposals to recommend new products/services.
• Experience leading, coaching and developing staff.
Required Skills, Knowledge & Competencies:
• Knowledge of investment portfolio strategy, banking, and financial instruments.
• General knowledge KRA reporting requirements for investments and other financial instruments.
• Knowledge of treasury software expertise a plus.
• Advanced analytical, organization, and interpersonal skills.
• Advanced spreadsheet and modeling skills.
• Excellent collaboration, verbal and written communication skills.
• Able to break down problems into meaningful parts and come to rational and well-thought out conclusions.
• Demonstrated strong project management skills.
• Attention to detail and accuracy.
• Interested in process improvement.
• Willing to adapt quickly to quick changes in direction.
• Internally motivated to seek out answers, generate ideas, and develop new skills.
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Below is my application letter
Dear Mr T-Gunia,
Further to your advertisement on the wazua website and reference to our earlier discussion, I would like to apply for your head of treasury vacancy in your church.
As a ACCA qualified professional with a degree in financial engineering and MBA in finance, I'm up to date with current accountancy practices in swindling, tax evasion and offshore investing and banking, I feel that I have all the relevant working experience and academic qualifications that you are looking for in a candidate.
My extensive experience of finance and management is well documented in the human resource files of my previous employees. In it you will see that I can miraculously lead, provide and participate in the financial and operational direction of a church that will reach its prophetic growth targets profitably. All of this is on top of my ability to manage and bribe government officials including KRA.
Through the help of Mawinder,I possess a pro-active management style, a ‘can do’ attitude towards seemingly unsolvable problems and am comfortable with being the ‘go to’ financial scandals person in Kenya.
In my current position I am responsible for producing accounts, cash flow, analysis, offshore investment and banking, financial strategy and reporting back to both Pastor Kanyari and pastor Nganga. Over the past 12 months I have swindled church goers over KES 20,000,000 by streamlining tithing processes and banking in pastor Nganga's private offshore bank accounts. On top of this I possess strong hacker skills and Microsoft Office skills, and have the required communication skills needed to build long lasting relationships with the church goers.
I hope you will give me the opportunity to discuss my application with you in more detail as I am very excited at the possibility of working for your church.
Yours sincerely,
Swenani
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