HEDGE FUND'S ROASTING ON AN OPEN MARKET FIRE
(The Christmas Song)
WilliamBanzai7
Hedgefunds roasting on an open market fire
Investors sure to get the hose
Alpha carols being sung to the wealthy choir of the dumb
And regulators dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows the hedge hog turkeys and
Madoff's ponzi scheme help to make the seasons blight
SEC examiners with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that billions of losses are on the way
The markets are loaded with cash cows for slaughter
Its the Wall Street way
And ev'ry wealthy grandmother's
Child is gonna spy to see if
Quants and X Wall Street traders really know how to fly
And so, I'm offering this
Simple phrase to investors from
One to ninety-two
Altho' it's been said many times
Many ways
Merry Redemptions to you