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Pastor achimba chaba la wenyewe Karatina
jaggernaut
#111 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 6:43:16 PM
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FRM2011 wrote:
My take is the pastor got away so lightly. On the day it happened, the pastor was the bad guy, now he is all forgiven and our mechanic is left with egg all over his face.

He should have borrowed the script from the "makosa imefanyika guy in nyeri".

Or simply what most reasonable people would do ; engage @mawinder to send the pastor to makueni. You don't have to worry about the cops. The moment the investigations reveal that the victim was fishing from someone else's pond, the file is usually closed. Its a silent policy within the force.


The pastor is very lucky he never ate the fish in Kisumu. The pastor who last tried that in Kisumu lived to regret it forever when he and the fish were thoroughly beaten by members of the public and matched butt naked through the streets of the city to the police station...RINK!!! Warning - Graphic***
carygoh
#112 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 6:58:20 PM
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rryyzz wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Comparing the wife and the fish, one can 'understand' why the muchungaji had to travel such a long distance to eat that fish.

What standards are you using to make your comparison??
The pastor was interested in the landing.May be, just may be, landing on the fish's airport was a better experience compared to the wife's.

The scones... sorry the bread ...no comparison
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Angelica _ann
#113 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 7:03:00 PM
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carygoh wrote:
rryyzz wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Comparing the wife and the fish, one can 'understand' why the muchungaji had to travel such a long distance to eat that fish.

What standards are you using to make your comparison??
The pastor was interested in the landing.May be, just may be, landing on the fish's airport was a better experience compared to the wife's.

The scones... sorry the bread ...no comparison

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urstill1
#114 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 7:05:48 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
My take is the pastor got away so lightly. On the day it happened, the pastor was the bad guy, now he is all forgiven and our mechanic is left with egg all over his face.

He should have borrowed the script from the "makosa imefanyika guy in nyeri".

Or simply what most reasonable people would do ; engage @mawinder to send the pastor to makueni. You don't have to worry about the cops. The moment the investigations reveal that the victim was fishing from someone else's pond, the file is usually closed. Its a silent policy within the force.


The pastor is very lucky he never ate the fish in Kisumu. The pastor who last tried that in Kisumu lived to regret it forever when he and the fish were thoroughly beaten by members of the public and matched butt naked through the streets of the city to the police station...RINK!!! Warning - Graphic***


Now you understand why there are not so many fake pastors in Kisumu.
kysse
#115 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 7:37:01 PM
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BEFORE FISHING

washiku wrote:


AFTER FISHING










washiku
#116 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 9:30:36 PM
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What's funny about cheating is, in most cases, you're cheating on someone you don't want to lose with someone you don't want to keep...
washiku
#117 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 9:34:04 PM
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kysse wrote:
BEFORE FISHING

washiku wrote:


AFTER FISHING



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jaggernaut
#118 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 9:42:17 PM
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washiku wrote:
What's funny about cheating is, in most cases, you're cheating on someone you don't want to lose with someone you don't want to keep...

@washiku you are still on probation in marriage. At least maliza 1 year kwanza before you can make any comments regarding marriage.

FYI there is also the '7yr itch' that is awaiting you 6 1/2 years from now....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_seven-year_itch

Dailymail: Can you survive the seven-year itch?
Lolest!
#119 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 9:55:49 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
washiku wrote:
What's funny about cheating is, in most cases, you're cheating on someone you don't want to lose with someone you don't want to keep...

@washiku you are still on probation in marriage. At least maliza 1 year kwanza before you can make any comments regarding marriage.

FYI there is also the '7yr itch' that is awaiting you 6 1/2 years from now....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_seven-year_itch

Dailymail: Can you survive the seven-year itch?

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stockshunter
#120 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 10:46:13 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
washiku wrote:
What's funny about cheating is, in most cases, you're cheating on someone you don't want to lose with someone you don't want to keep...

@washiku you are still on probation in marriage. At least maliza 1 year kwanza before you can make any comments regarding marriage.

FYI there is also the '7yr itch' that is awaiting you 6 1/2 years from now....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_seven-year_itch

Dailymail: Can you survive the seven-year itch?

hehehe it appear wazua has marriage analyst too
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