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Rank: Member Joined: 8/5/2010 Posts: 161
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karqui wrote:please read as you match-make,
C & P
Things Every Girl Wants But Wont Ask For
1. Women want you to love to cuddle with them (you know you want it).
2. Women want you to love their friends (but
try not to favor the pretty, slutty one).
3. Women want you to be good with money (please pay your bills on time).
4. Women DO NOT want you to be a mama's
boy (love your mom but always love them more).
5. Women want you to make them feel safe (hold them, protect them, kill the spider in the bathroom na huyo mama wa neigbo mwenye wana beef).
6. Women want you to take charge (don't ask
Them where they want to eat, tell them where you're taking them to).
7. Women want you to put them in their place (women know they can be annoying, just tell them when to shut up).
8. Women want you to challenge them (if you
are too nice, they will take advantage).
9. Women want you to support their career (some of them strive for more than popping out a baby from in between their legs...albeit a huge undertaking, so don't send them nasty e-mail or messo).
10. Women want you to clean up after yourself
(and put away and clean your dirty boxer,...yaack).
11. Women want you to spend time with them (but leave them alone when they first walk through the door).
12. Women want you to take care of ur body and look good (but a tummy and love handles are acceptable).
13. Women want you to be funny like Plabs (this turns them on more than anything, and if you crack a good joke and make them laugh, they will sleep with you).*true/false?*
14. Women want you to put them first in
everything (they are number 1, end of story).
15. Women DO NOT want you to cheat on them (or trust me, they'll take half your assets or cheat and hook-up with half of your guy friends as revenge).
16. Women want you to listen and respect
them (the story of how their best friend started up on a new form of birth control is super importantto them).
17. Women want you to love them (tell them, show them, write it to them, let them feel the love).
18. Women want you to ravish them (but
remember to kiss before hand).
All men should know about 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,334 Location: Masada
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specky wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:specky wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:specky wrote:kumbe tuko wengi tutafutao.......does age matter? @impunity dont answer please....i know u r taken lol @specky, tuma specs, age inclusive. Ya Mungu ni mengi, ya kuku ni mayai. @jus blazing.....sinitamwaga mtama kwa kuku wote...  Enyewe kuna ma vulture hapa pia.  @jus blazin,email? Ata mimi sijapata hicho himeol!! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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specky wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:specky wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:specky wrote:kumbe tuko wengi tutafutao.......does age matter? @impunity dont answer please....i know u r taken lol @specky, tuma specs, age inclusive. Ya Mungu ni mengi, ya kuku ni mayai. @jus blazing.....sinitamwaga mtama kwa kuku wote... Enyewe kuna ma vulture hapa pia. @jus blazin,email?  @JB, hii mtama yote ni yako!!!! patiana email...ngoja ngoja utapata mwana ni wa @Impunity....
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/28/2011 Posts: 213
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Impunity wrote:
Ata mimi sijapata hicho himeol!!
@impunity angalia.....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,334 Location: Masada
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specky wrote:Impunity wrote:
Ata mimi sijapata hicho himeol!!
@impunity angalia..... Please send again, tumia gimeo. I cant see it. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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nostoppingthis wrote:specky wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:specky wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:specky wrote:kumbe tuko wengi tutafutao.......does age matter? @impunity dont answer please....i know u r taken lol @specky, tuma specs, age inclusive. Ya Mungu ni mengi, ya kuku ni mayai. @jus blazing.....sinitamwaga mtama kwa kuku wote... Enyewe kuna ma vulture hapa pia. @jus blazin,email? @JB, hii mtama yote ni yako!!!! patiana email...ngoja ngoja utapata mwana ni wa @Impunity.... jsblazin@gmail.com. @nostop, wachana na @Impunity. Itabidi amejoin Eagle Alliance ndio a-make. Hawes. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
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Jus Blazin wrote:nostoppingthis wrote:specky wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:specky wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:specky wrote:kumbe tuko wengi tutafutao.......does age matter? @impunity dont answer please....i know u r taken lol @specky, tuma specs, age inclusive. Ya Mungu ni mengi, ya kuku ni mayai. @jus blazing.....sinitamwaga mtama kwa kuku wote... Enyewe kuna ma vulture hapa pia. @jus blazin,email? @JB, hii mtama yote ni yako!!!! patiana email...ngoja ngoja utapata mwana ni wa @Impunity.... jsblazin@gmail.com. @nostop, wachana na @Impunity. Itabidi amejoin Eagle Alliance ndio a-make. Hawes. BCC george.kingg (at) yahoo (dot) com mara hiyo hiyo for verifications and KEBS sticker! Thieves
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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All the single ladies out there should know that testesterone-filled wazua exists. Demand is greater than supply here.
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/7/2013 Posts: 447 Location: Nairobi
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LOL this is making my evening....sure as Lolest says Testesterone filled Wazuans exist...i thot most were nerds You cant win, unless you first begin....
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/28/2011 Posts: 213
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specky wrote:Impunity wrote:
Ata mimi sijapata hicho himeol!!
@impunity angalia..... unless za huku londokwe zinakuja mguu,niko sure mmepata hizo himeo....@impunity? @jb?...
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