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Tebes		#1161 Posted : Monday, March 12, 2012 6:37:52 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 2,097		McReggae wrote: Impunity wrote: @dunkang you have just thrown a stone at central police station,wacha tungoje vile utowekwo user pap! ......he has survived thus far!!! Ditto QW.... *"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."*
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vinii		#1162 Posted : Monday, March 12, 2012 8:14:19 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/14/2009 Posts: 2,057		Tebes wrote: McReggae wrote: Impunity wrote: @dunkang you have just thrown a stone at central police station,wacha tungoje vile utowekwo user pap! ......he has survived thus far!!! Ditto QW.... lady admin amefurahia hio joke..she is human If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Kratos		#1163 Posted : Tuesday, March 13, 2012 2:30:03 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/19/2011 Posts: 1,694		In a matatu no.11 a lady carrying her baby,seats next to Kamaa...She starts to breastfeed the baby,then the baby refuses to suckle,she yells at the baby...'ebu nyonya ama nimpatie huyu uncle ako hapa'..the baby suckles for a while then stops..mum yells again...'nimekwambia unyonye ama nimpatie huyu uncle'.. This happens about 5times,then suddenly... Kamaa shouts at the lady. "Madam wacha ufala and make up your mind coz ningekuwa nimeshukia Shopi, sahizi tuko Balozi!! “People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one, and if you repeat it frequently enough, people will sooner or later believe it.” ― Walter C. Langer
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wilyum		#1164 Posted : Tuesday, March 13, 2012 2:34:35 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/21/2011 Posts: 1,010		C&P An aircraft was losing height due to over load, the pilot announced, we will throw some passengers out of the aircraft in alphabetical order. Any African? No one answered, Any black? No one moved, Any Caribbean? Still silence. Then a black boy asked, Dad what are we? the father replied, Son, today we are Zulus
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hello		#1165 Posted : Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:48:54 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 6/11/2008 Posts: 257		Black Eyes A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye.” The boss asked, “Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?” “Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.” I want to be a millionaire.
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hello		#1166 Posted : Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:51:37 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 6/11/2008 Posts: 257		Cleavage is like the sun. It's okay to take quick glances, but dangerous to stare. Unless you're wearing sunglasses....... I want to be a millionaire.
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hello		#1167 Posted : Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:53:10 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 6/11/2008 Posts: 257		Doctor: sorry, reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or ASTHMA. Husband: what should I do now??? Doctor: send her for jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her!! I want to be a millionaire.
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hello		#1168 Posted : Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:54:16 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 6/11/2008 Posts: 257		A bookseller conducting a market survey askd a woman "whch book has helped u the most in ur life?" The woman replied, "my husband's cheque book" I want to be a millionaire.
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hello		#1169 Posted : Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:55:22 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 6/11/2008 Posts: 257		Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school. He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers" I want to be a millionaire.
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nostoppingthis		#1170 Posted : Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:27:08 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi		CC @Magigi and @user Spotted in Kitui 'kojoa hapa utuambie ulitoa maji wapi!!!'
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