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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2008 Posts: 2,721
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 40 year old, 3 children, single, available and you can bet plenty of Mugunda. Just imagine talking about mugundas in Lavington, Karen, Tigoni and Muthaiga instead of Dustbowl. https://nairobinews.nati...a-romantic-relationship/
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/22/2015 Posts: 682
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MugundaMan wrote:in order of priority
1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist
Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between. Kwani dry spell imekushika miezi ngapi? Isn't it women who usually push for commitment while the man is just happy to land? If the man is pushing for commitment iko shida mahali
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/10/2010 Posts: 2,264
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Mike Ock wrote:MugundaMan wrote:in order of priority
1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist
Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between. Kwani dry spell imekushika miezi ngapi? Isn't it women who usually push for commitment while the man is just happy to land? If the man is pushing for commitment iko shida mahali Very true.. most of us it starts as a simple sleep over then mtu anakatalia kwako as a result of a serious penalty shootout. Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 1/6/2019 Posts: 34 Location: L.A. 90010
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 Hahaha @ MugundaMan, why would u wanna marry? Life is so much better & stress free as a bachelor dude. #Kirubi. #Moi style...trust me ur about to make the biggest mistake of ur life living with a woman  . Take it from me who's bn married, divorced her, lived come-we-stay twice ....they're ALL sumbua tupu! All of 'em . Now I enjoy peace & serenity living alone, a loving father to my kids, dating different chics, driving a bachelor sports car, doing what i wanna do when i wanna do, with who i wanna do it with...again, just ask Kirubi or Moi. This is the life right here  Women/relationships are awesome when ur dating so i date lots, but usiwahi ishi nayeye....ever ever. Not to mention, if u divorce for any reason as 50% of all marriages do... the court will give her half of all ur investments not to mention a monthly alimony payment from ur income  . What for?? To hell with marriage bro...bachelor life rocks! . But if u insist on splitting ur wealth with some nagging wife, hit me up. I have a couple of pretty chic-friends in Nairobi who i can set u up for blind dates. I'm serious! All the best bro. God. Real Estate. Fast Cars. Hot Chicks. Philanthropy.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/8/2018 Posts: 2,212 Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
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But who says money and migunda in Muthaiga impresses me Is she saved? If not, it all means nothing. 3 kids pia is a bit much for me. She is ok looking though. Akigonga gym furiously she will be unstoppable.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/8/2018 Posts: 2,212 Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
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Mike Ock wrote:MugundaMan wrote:in order of priority
1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist
Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between. Kwani dry spell imekushika miezi ngapi? Isn't it women who usually push for commitment while the man is just happy to land? If the man is pushing for commitment iko shida mahali You sound like you are not a believer so you wouldn't understand. Nyinyi mnajua tu dry spell and swinging your dingaling in anything that moves. How many baby mamas and STD's have you accumulated "penalty shootouting" with all the slay queens in Nairofi all these decades
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/8/2018 Posts: 2,212 Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
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LosAngeles~254 wrote: Hahaha @ MugundaMan, why would u wanna marry? Life is so much better & stress free as a bachelor dude. #Kirubi. #Moi style...trust me ur about to make the biggest mistake of ur life living with a woman . Take it from me who's bn married, divorced her, lived come-we-stay twice ....they're ALL sumbua tupu! All of 'em . Now I enjoy peace & serenity living alone, a loving father to my kids, dating different chics, driving a bachelor sports car, doing what i wanna do when i wanna do, with who i wanna do it with...again, just ask Kirubi or Moi. This is the life right here Women/relationships are awesome when ur dating so i date lots, but usiwahi ishi nayeye....ever ever. Not to mention, if u divorce for any reason as 50% of all marriages do... the court will give her half of all ur investments not to mention a monthly alimony payment from ur income . What for?? To hell with marriage bro...bachelor life rocks! . But if u insist on splitting ur wealth with some nagging wife, hit me up. I have a couple of pretty chic-friends in Nairobi who i can set u up for blind dates. I'm serious! All the best bro. he he he brathee a life without a wife is no life at all. Been there done that lifestyle on the fast lane more than a decade ago before I came to Christ. Time to settle down and get beautiful totos with a beautiful, Godly woman (both inside and out!) Moolah means nothing. The things it can buy are mere amusements in this passing world tu.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/8/2018 Posts: 2,212 Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
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Well over 100 responses in to this thread in one day. Dunia kuna mambo. Seems wife hunting is a a topic that touches a raw nerve on Wazoo. Hata amorphous people who are not Wazoo members are commenting "indirectly" through others
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/22/2015 Posts: 682
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MugundaMan wrote:Mike Ock wrote:MugundaMan wrote:in order of priority
1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist
Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between. Kwani dry spell imekushika miezi ngapi? Isn't it women who usually push for commitment while the man is just happy to land? If the man is pushing for commitment iko shida mahali You sound like you are not a believer so you wouldn't understand. Nyinyi mnajua tu dry spell and swinging your dingaling in anything that moves. How many baby mamas and STD's have you accumulated "penalty shootouting" with all the slay queens in Nairofi all these decades Zero. Kwani hakuna condom? Anyway, you artfully dodged the dry spell question, so I know it is true that it has been very long since you got laid. Trust me, that is the main reason you are craving for a wife. Unfortunately the reality of life is that super long dry spell usually means that the man has big issue(s) that stick out glaringly when you are dealing with women. I advise you to fix that first and foremost. Once you are a high value, full package man, it will be your girlfriend coming here to post "how can I get my man to commit?"
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/8/2018 Posts: 2,212 Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
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Mike Ock wrote:
Zero. Kwani hakuna condom? Anyway, you artfully dodged the dry spell question, so I know it is true that it has been very long since you got laid. Trust me, that is the main reason you are craving for a wife. Unfortunately the reality of life is that super long dry spell usually means that the man has big issue(s) that stick out glaringly when you are dealing with women. I advise you to fix that first and foremost. Once you are a high value, full package man, it will be your girlfriend coming here to post "how can I get my man to commit?"
The level of ignorance is amazing Ladies, these are the type of men you sleep with I feel sorry for you both. Quote:STDs that can be contracted while using a condom include:
HPV (human papillomavirus)
Genital herpes.
Syphilis.
Pubic Lice/Crabs.
Molluscum Contagiosum. My mbradza, please go get checked at a proper hospital. You are most probably an asymptomatic carrier of HPV, Herpes and Syphilis and you do not even know it
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