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Teacher sent home a note: Sincere & bright boy but spends too much time with girls. Mother sent a note back: Please advise a solution, his dad has the same problem. I want to be a millionaire.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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A little boy wanted to know what it w as like to have Kshs10,000. His mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed for two weeks but nothing turned up. Then he decided perhaps he should write God a letter requesting the Kshs10,000. When the post office received the letter addressed to God, they opened it and decided to send it to President Kibaki . The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Kshs200. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.. (well it did) The little boy was delighted with the Kshs200 and sat down to write a thank-you letter, which read as follows; "Dear God: Thank you very much for sending me the money. I noticed that you had to send it through the government. As usual, those thieves deducted Kshs 9,800 for tax."
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/23/2010 Posts: 182 Location: Kenya
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Overhead how Kibaki has saved majina kwa simu.Kiraitu wa Maguta.Kimunya wa must go,Sonko wa migathi,Ruto wa mbembe,Wangari wa Ithaka, Michuki wa rattlesnake,Uhuru wa Hague,Kosgei wa Prado, Karua wa ihua, Murungaru wa Angro, Ciku wa Bathitedi, PLO wa githogo, Jeff wa Bench, Esther Murugi stripper (*DEAD*), Imanyara wa ikofi, Usain Bolt wa kuorota riua, Karume wa mwananishi, Njonjo wa thuti ya stripes, Atwoli wa kagoti ga purple (  !!), Raila wa nuthu mugeka (half a carpet!!),
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/4/2008 Posts: 1,703
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/26/2009 Posts: 1,793
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gohill wrote:Overhead how Kibaki has saved majina kwa simu.Kiraitu wa Maguta.Kimunya wa must go,Sonko wa migathi,Ruto wa mbembe,Wangari wa Ithaka, Michuki wa rattlesnake,Uhuru wa Hague,Kosgei wa Prado, Karua wa ihua, Murungaru wa Angro, Ciku wa Bathitedi, PLO wa githogo, Jeff wa Bench, Esther Murugi stripper (*DEAD*), Imanyara wa ikofi, Usain Bolt wa kuorota riua, Karume wa mwananishi, Njonjo wa thuti ya stripes, Atwoli wa kagoti ga purple ( !!), Raila wa nuthu mugeka (half a carpet!!),
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/26/2009 Posts: 1,793
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Thiong'o wrote:Dem alishuta next to a mlevi, to cover the smell she ask him unaonaje weather ya 2 day, the mlevi responded ikiendelea hivi kutanyesha mavi!
have been coming back to check if i read this correctly. nime plagiarize it
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 745
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/24/2010 Posts: 637 Location: Nairobi
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True story stage ya Buru. Passenger;Tao Ngapi? Conda;Mbao tao. Passenger;Niko na Ashu Conda;Hiyo ashuu kanunue avocado ujipake rasa halafu utereze mpaka tao....dere kanyaga. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/24/2009 Posts: 130
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gohill wrote:Overhead how Kibaki has saved majina kwa simu.Kiraitu wa Maguta.Kimunya wa must go,Sonko wa migathi,Ruto wa mbembe,Wangari wa Ithaka, Michuki wa rattlesnake,Uhuru wa Hague,Kosgei wa Prado, Karua wa ihua, Murungaru wa Angro, Ciku wa Bathitedi, PLO wa githogo, Jeff wa Bench, Esther Murugi stripper (*DEAD*), Imanyara wa ikofi, Usain Bolt wa kuorota riua, Karume wa mwananishi, Njonjo wa thuti ya stripes, Atwoli wa kagoti ga purple ( !!), Raila wa nuthu mugeka (half a carpet!!), Kalonzo wa katikati yao.
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/24/2009 Posts: 130
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