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Makueni Senator-Mutula kilonzo Has passed on
maka
#181 Posted : Monday, April 29, 2013 7:20:22 PM
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McReggae wrote:
@famooz, somebody heard you.....might be too late:
The family of the late Mutula Kilonzo has asked for the postmortem to be put off until tomorrow when they expect independent patholgists to arrive from the UK!!!!

Thanks to the poor showing of the Chief Govt Pathologist in the Saitoti case, and acting ex-abundanti cautela, the Mutula Family have asked an English [read international] Pathologist to conduct and oversee the autopsy tomorrow...i like this goodstuff hii nonsense ya Johannes Oduor itupiliwe mbali...very good move.
possunt quia posse videntur
masukuma
#182 Posted : Monday, April 29, 2013 9:24:25 PM
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Mutula beat std 8 pupils when in std 7...Mwalimu wa mutula ametudanganya. kwani mutula alisoma lini?
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
harrydre
#183 Posted : Monday, April 29, 2013 9:27:43 PM
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i.am.back!!!!
washiku
#184 Posted : Monday, April 29, 2013 9:38:48 PM
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Euge
#185 Posted : Monday, April 29, 2013 11:11:17 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
digitek1 wrote:
I suspect there was mwk and viagra in the mix....

I hear he was not aloneBrick wall Brick wall and its the other person who ordered for Nyama Choma.


Mmmh.
Lord, thank you!
harrydre
#186 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 12:46:40 AM
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Euge wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
digitek1 wrote:
I suspect there was mwk and viagra in the mix....

I hear he was not aloneBrick wall Brick wall and its the other person who ordered for Nyama Choma.


Mmmh.



wakenya jameni wachaneni na speculation.
i.am.back!!!!
Muheani
#187 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 7:39:57 AM
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cant wait for official investigative reports
McReggae
#188 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 8:07:17 AM
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Even in times of sorrow we can have light moments:
I understand Githu Muigai has applied to the administration of Lee funeral home to be enjoined in the post-mortem of Kilonzo as Amicus pathologae- a friend of the morgue
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Wendz
#189 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 8:37:28 AM
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masukuma wrote:
Mutula beat std 8 pupils when in std 7...Mwalimu wa mutula ametudanganya. kwani mutula alisoma lini?


You arent aware there was a 8-2-2-2-4 system or something like that before the 7-4-2-4 system? (Please dont kill me on these systems... you have to remember my memory is failing me as age advances).... The first digits are correct though... it used to be called "8 ya tene". That's the one i did back in the day. From this level, you could get a CEO job.
dunkang
#190 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 8:53:56 AM
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masukuma wrote:
Mutula beat std 8 pupils when in std 7...Mwalimu wa mutula ametudanganya. kwani mutula alisoma lini?

You must be extremely young or your proffesion does not have the ever bragging wazees, if you don't know that there was class 8 in the pre indepence days!
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

Njung'e
#191 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 8:58:17 AM
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McReggae wrote:
Even in times of sorrow we can have light moments:
I understand Githu Muigai has applied to the administration of Lee funeral home to be enjoined in the post-mortem of Kilonzo as Amicus pathologae- a friend of the morgue


Laughing out loudly You won't get over anything any time soon.....Unless it's a fence to go kiss your neighbour's Mboch...and if that happens,just know you have finally lifted your lazy legs and moved onsmile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
McReggae
#192 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 9:03:00 AM
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....pass!!!

....so what is not happening at the airport????
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
washiku
#193 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 9:07:16 AM
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McReggae wrote:
Even in times of sorrow we can have light moments:
I understand Githu Muigai has applied to the administration of Lee funeral home to be enjoined in the post-mortem of Kilonzo as Amicus pathologae- a friend of the morgue


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Wewe umebeat! Lol
Gathige
#194 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 9:08:39 AM
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I am wondering how the International Pathologist will get to terms with such things as "Githeri" and "Nyama Choma". The dude might conclude that such combinations could be lethal for human consumption unless taken under the watchful eye of doctor. There used to be a very serious guy called something Olasi Kilumbe (sp) who i hear was quite meticulous.

Kazi zingine nazo, Aiish.
"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
masukuma
#195 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 9:13:36 AM
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Wendz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Mutula beat std 8 pupils when in std 7...Mwalimu wa mutula ametudanganya. kwani mutula alisoma lini?


You arent aware there was a 8-2-2-2-4 system or something like that before the 7-4-2-4 system? (Please dont kill me on these systems... you have to remember my memory is failing me as age advances).... The first digits are correct though... it used to be called "8 ya tene". That's the one i did back in the day. From this level, you could get a CEO job.

my bad... i remembered that pre independence schooling system.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Marty
#196 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 9:28:48 AM
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Gathige wrote:
I am wondering how the International Pathologist will get to terms with such things as "Githeri" and "Nyama Choma". The dude might conclude that such combinations could be lethal for human consumption unless taken under the watchful eye of doctor. There used to be a very serious guy called something Olasi Kilumbe (sp) who i hear was quite meticulous.

Kazi zingine nazo, Aiish.


Kilasi Olumbe
When I admire the wonder of a sunset or the beauty
of the moon, my soul expands in worship of the Creator.
Wendz
#197 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 9:36:27 AM
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Njung'e wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Even in times of sorrow we can have light moments:
I understand Githu Muigai has applied to the administration of Lee funeral home to be enjoined in the post-mortem of Kilonzo as Amicus pathologae- a friend of the morgue


Laughing out loudly You won't get over anything any time soon.....Unless it's a fence to go kiss your neighbour's Mboch...and if that happens,just know you have finally lifted your lazy legs and moved onsmile


You are not ok.... seriously!

you two, there's more than meets the keyboard!
poundfoolish
#198 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 9:43:11 AM
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Wendz wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Even in times of sorrow we can have light moments:
I understand Githu Muigai has applied to the administration of Lee funeral home to be enjoined in the post-mortem of Kilonzo as Amicus pathologae- a friend of the morgue


Laughing out loudly You won't get over anything any time soon.....Unless it's a fence to go kiss your neighbour's Mboch...and if that happens,just know you have finally lifted your lazy legs and moved onsmile


You are not ok.... seriously!

you two, there's more than meets the keyboard!


vita ya wanaume haiendangi past biashara.. if not then I throw in a landing... an airport and all matters related
Njung'e
#199 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 9:54:33 AM
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@Wendz,
Stop splitting hair.....This are but rubber bullets.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
washiku
#200 Posted : Tuesday, April 30, 2013 9:57:41 AM
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Njung'e wrote:
@Wendz,
Stop splitting hair.....This are but rubber bullets.


Say it this way Mzee...THESE are but rubber bullets

or leave it at THIS is but a rubber bullet...smile
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