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Mpango wa kando....now officially accepted!!??
Angelica _ann
#91 Posted : Tuesday, November 14, 2017 4:04:34 PM
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What does one do to be a mpango wa kando?
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
quicksand
#92 Posted : Tuesday, November 14, 2017 4:13:16 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
What does one do to be a mpango wa kando?

Be young, pretty, dress provocatively, look after your body,....si utambi ya wine kumea mpaka magoti haionekani...hair too..wigs are a turn off. Play hard to get just a bit to weed out jokers, but open servers to men of means
Unleash A game kabisa, the bewitching kind...your vag should be like a hot pan and the man be onions being sauteed...this way the man will open the door to the resources.
Yap. That's about it.
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Bigchick
#93 Posted : Tuesday, November 14, 2017 4:28:14 PM
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quicksand wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
What does one do to be a mpango wa kando?

Be young, pretty, dress provocatively, look after your body,....si utambi ya wine kumea mpaka magoti haionekani...hair too..wigs are a turn off. Play hard to get just a bit to weed out jokers, but open servers to men of means
Unleash A game kabisa, the bewitching kind...your vag should be like a hot pan and the man be onions being sauteed...this way the man will open the door to the resources.
Yap. That's about it.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Walalala.That part of be young!I thought it was agreed here age is just a numero.

Anyway not all men look for that.I have seen aome mpangos who make me ask "What do men want or look for" when you compare them to the first ladies.Well since am not a man I may never know.

Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
Swenani
#94 Posted : Tuesday, November 14, 2017 4:44:27 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
What does one do to be a mpango wa kando?


See me and email and include your phone number.

We can meet on over the weekend to go through the detailed plans
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Angelica _ann
#95 Posted : Tuesday, November 14, 2017 4:51:44 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
What does one do to be a mpango wa kando?


Seen me and email and include your phone number.

We can meet on over the weekend to through the detailed plans


Yawa kwani what whats up d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
quicksand
#96 Posted : Tuesday, November 14, 2017 5:03:20 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
quicksand wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
What does one do to be a mpango wa kando?

Be young, pretty, dress provocatively, look after your body,....si utambi ya wine kumea mpaka magoti haionekani...hair too..wigs are a turn off. Play hard to get just a bit to weed out jokers, but open servers to men of means
Unleash A game kabisa, the bewitching kind...your vag should be like a hot pan and the man be onions being sauteed...this way the man will open the door to the resources.
Yap. That's about it.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Walalala.That part of be young!I thought it was agreed here age is just a numero.

Anyway not all men look for that.I have seen aome mpangos who make me ask "What do men want or look for" when you compare them to the first ladies.Well since am not a man I may never know.



If the lady is not young it is no longer a mpango. It is a polygamous arrangement for the man, pure and simple. That's the one they say in hushed tones ...'anakuwaga na bibi wawiri'...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly even if one union has never known formalization by church, elders, tradition or even co-habiting.
A mpango arrangement is an exchange of youth-money for convenience and fun.
Wakanyugi
#97 Posted : Tuesday, November 14, 2017 5:13:40 PM
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aemathenge wrote:
Wakanyugi wrote:
Dahatre wrote:
chepkel wrote:
quicksand wrote:
@XSK let me help you there ....'ciirunde' roughly translates to 'kujiangusha' ..in this case to a bed. It refers to ladies who drop their panties with minimal or no effort at all from the man.

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And what do we call that man who drops his boxers with minimal or no effort at all from the lady (ies)????

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aka Gathenge


Weeeweee, î nîṹtṹri

Nagithî ti kîṹmbi?


I knew mention of your namesake would smoke you outsmile .

Kiumbi/Kiumbani is a sanitisation of the same behavior (sexual licence) that society frowns upon if done by women, but tolerate when done by men - provided the dowee is not your wife, sister or girlfriend of course.

We live in a male dominated world after all.
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)
washiku
#98 Posted : Tuesday, November 14, 2017 6:16:05 PM
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Swenani
#99 Posted : Tuesday, November 14, 2017 6:31:44 PM
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washiku wrote:



Sisemi kitu

Quote:
There is a time things got so bad, I went and sat with my watchman, he is a very boring man and he got my mind off sex.” Added the consultant.
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
washiku
#100 Posted : Tuesday, November 14, 2017 6:33:21 PM
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Swenani wrote:
washiku wrote:



Sisemi kitu

Quote:
There is a time things got so bad, I went and sat with my watchman, he is a very boring man and he got my mind off sex.” Added the consultant.


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