This fairy tale does not add up.
First, you come to the office quite early...something unusual.
Secondly, (literally) the boss gets you pants down.
Conspiracy theory part 1: You were doing something fishy. Maybe, came to the office early and thought of pleasuring yourself

.. or maybe, came early and thought of kukagua vitu coz no one appears around that time
Conspiracy theory part 2: Attempts to seduce the boss fell flat, and now you're embarrassed.
I could be wrong.
Live Full Die Empty - Les Brown.