Anyone with Ideas how i can sort out these issues that bother me(When I Imagine the effect they would have in a marriage setting);

1.Bloated stomach 24/7 (especialy after a protein meal)inaleta 'missed calls' sana

2.Talking aloud in my dreams( Might Cost me a lot of secrets)

3.Very deep instant sleep(Imagine a scenario wherre i use the alarm to wake me up for 'Morning glory'

Hehehe ati alarm for morning glory lol! Toa mbegu!

Especially the gas issue, you can pull all the pethos but when you sleep and gas builds up what does one do? You can press yourself for a few days but for how long? I think its God's way of humbling couples, you unleash and you humble yourself and ask for forgiveness till you zoeana. I think that's how married couples operate.

@Young, end month Thursday is Friday , smoking is at the breakfast table.

@Foreman, you will be amazed how easily you will adjust once married. The bloated feeling must be because of the so called bachelor diet (Chips and kuku porno, mara its bread and juice, or maziwa na bread) Once the someone comes home, you will at least get good food cooked for you and the 'missed calls' may be a thing of the past.

One other thing, the lady may be much worse than you on the gas front. If very fly and delicate, she may not look like she unleashes those stinky screamers, but u may be surprised... Then your silent whispers wont feel so bad...

@Foreman
...dont worry...she could be worse in the 'missed calls'

Haiyaa!!! People are still getting married?

With the divorce rate at 50% and the proliferation of single families, I thought the institution is dead.

Its strange how we as human beings when we yearn for a life time partner we pray God to give us the best partners and forget to pray that God makes us the best partners.
Marriage is an institution commissioned by God and meant to be enjoyed fully(for better or worse).
So lets just say issues like releasing gas, deep sleep, e.t.c are for the worse and your partner should accomodate them.