2012 wrote:
Stop being a cheap skate. Look for money and give your woman her special day. Don't let her spend her years with you in shame and fear since nothing binds you. If things are that bad just go to the AG's and do a luncheon or dinner after with friends and family.
Weeeh, 2012. Stop misleading Wazuerians.
Why blow 500k on a ceremony that lasts one day and will probably usher you into a life of auctioneers, late rent payment, loan sharks and abject misery?
In 90% of the cases, the bride and groom are broke - and they pass on the stress to family and friends; try mentioning the word "pre-wedding" and all the contacts on your phone-book will be unreachable before you can say
mteja.
I spent 4k on a cheap jacket, the marriage license, burgers, fries and drinks at Wimpy for me, wifey, the witnesses ad a couple of buddies - that was more than a decade ago...NA BADO TUKO!!!
A fancy wedding doesn't always translate into a happy marriage. The problem with Kenyans is what we Kyuk's call
mûigerekanio - which is loosely translated to "trying to keep up with the Jones's".
So nice that its nasty, so bangin' its busting,
So slick that its sick, so dope its disgusting!